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Elica

Man the fuck up

About Me

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Sincere. Honest. Not very sentimental. Passionate. Never show my emotions. Guarded. Stubborn. Challenging. Self-challenging; The only way to become smarter is to play a smarter opponent. Self-disciplined. You will never see me fall apart.

Independent. Thinker; I tend to believe I have all the answers - most of which are often misconstrued. I am an extremist. ALWAYS on either side of the spectrum. Once I start something, I don't finish until i've completed it; to absolute perfection.

I do not engage in phatic conversation. I have no desire to adhere to societies pretences.

I am an amazing driver. If you can't drive....here's a thought, don't drive. Here's another thought, don't cut me up and continue to do 30. Doesn't make much sense does it? Arsehole.

I'm not interested in one-way relationships. Reciprocity is the crux of kinship. If you don't bend over backwards for me, I won't bend over backwards for you.

I firmly maintain that we should always 'be a man' about things, although i appreciate that approximately 1 in every 2 of us are not men.

I probably won't like you. I probably already don't.

I don't know why people like me. I am not very amicable. But I make people smile, laugh at my own jokes and often use a conjunction after a fullstop despite being alarmingly pedantic.

If there is one thing I have learnt in this life time, it's that dependency is self-destructive. Elude it.

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My Interests

dancing

I'd like to meet:

peoples

Music:

Immortal Technique, Jay-Z, Nas, Fabolous, Christina Aguilera, J.T + Britney

Movies:

The Butterfly Effect, The Notebook, Goodfellas, Kill Bill, Collateral, Scarface, The sound of music, Madagascar!! Mada-who-ha? Noooo not who ha... GASCAR!!!! HAHAHAHAH

Television:

Malcom in the middle, friends, half and half, my wife and kids, fresh prince!!!

Books:

The Da Vinci Code

Heroes:

Thierry Henry! King Julien III! and Mariah Carey, she's so fabulous. Oh and my best friend, Sunny

My Blog

X

I had come and gone back time after time, but at no point did my struggle interfere with my motivation to return. In fact, I'd be lying if I said it was the suffering that made me weak. There is a pot...
Posted by Elica on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 01:26:00 PST

Chapter I: 2007 - new year, new blog, more bullshit

'Can i get a photocopy of this reduced to four across an A4 page please?' I turned around to find a stranger pressed against my back with no authoritarian right to be behind the Information Point. 'An...
Posted by Elica on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 10:31:00 PST

Chapter XII: Old Habits Die Young... Again.

          There're just some people you meet in life and from the very first glance you just feel that 'fatal attraction'. You're not quite sure what it is...
Posted by Elica on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 09:34:00 PST

Chapter XI: April Fools - Part 1

It was an eventful day to say the least. It started and finished off dramatically. 31st March. I woke up prepared to prank the world, even though it wasn't april fools day, nobody would fall for it on...
Posted by Elica on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 01:21:00 PST

Chapter X: Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater, Grabbed Some Ass but Couldn't Keep Her

While I was busy trying to forget about Clyde, I had something new to keep my mind occupied. I had just started a new job and from the moment I met my 'boss' Pete, there was some sort of chemistry bet...
Posted by Elica on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 04:13:00 PST

Chapter IX: The End of a Chapter

Despite working through our differences, Clyde and I still went on to ignore eachother for the best part of the next few months. I still had feelings for him but I had to let him go. I found myself du...
Posted by Elica on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 03:00:00 PST

Chapter VIII: Case of the ex

It was 9pm on a fairly humid monday evening. I stood at the blue gates of the East wing with my best girlfriend and roomy (Cocoa) in a loose brown dress with gold heals, my hair was slightly parted to...
Posted by Elica on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 01:39:00 PST

Chapter VII: The best laid plans of Mice and Men often go astray...

I woke up to find my alarm clock going off bright and early in the morning. 9am, lectures were at 11. I hastily opened my sleepy eyes to find clyde fast asleep in my arms, snoring gently. I thought ab...
Posted by Elica on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 01:45:00 PST

Chapter VI: Out with the old - in with the new

In December 2005, a year on from my previous diary entry about Don, we finally got together. The same month, we broke up. I heard that he liked another girl, her best friend told me that he text her t...
Posted by Elica on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 05:58:00 PST

Chapter V: In the beginning

So I was talking to Imran today, and he was telling me that my life has been kind of fucked (in a round about way ) And I told him my diary wasn`t even the half of it. I never told you about my boyfr...
Posted by Elica on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 05:29:00 PST