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viva_la_jess

About Me

MyGen Profile Generator hot-lyts.com --Names Jess.--
I am your Saviour, don't deny it.
--I'm going to marry Col--
--People call mee "SEX" nipples, jeshie, jeshiepoo, jeshikaka, kaka, poopi, poopoo, shithead, wifey, jess, jessie, kiki, kaka-ma-la-la] I am associated with shit--
--I'm a girl. I HAVE THE BEST FRIENDS. CLIT. HEAD. VIRGIN. AND I AM SEX. the boys that tag along in our group are also approved by the sexual sisters association--
--I have no belief in anything. except what i believe in--
--Gonna have lots of little Clarke babies--
--I have a leprechuan that stands in my shadows and tells me what to do--
--We is like so totally in love.. like totally in sync right now--like totally--
My mates and I share the citrus juices
--I collect things that have no use to me. AND I DON'T SELL THEM. IM NOT GREEK.
--I love--
--I breathe real well--
--I scream real loud--
--My life is your life, therefore I have no life--
--Col is the best ever and jess is the best ever therefore there is no competition. we always win--
--My baby's here!--
--That's right Im here!!--
--And he aint going back!....Maybe for xmas..--
--Oh Crap!! I have a stalker...Awesome!--
--I AINT NO STALKER!!--
"Don't have a heart attack on me baby!! Don't baby!!" *kisses whole head* "No baby! Don't have a heart attack baby!!" *breathe*
orange this blue man.. orange this blue..
COL LOVES JESS

My Interests

Col...oh yes..col.
Comics

Anime

Art

Music

Most Sports

Partying

Guitar

Sleeping

Chicken

Gigs

Randomness

Poetry

PARTIES WITH THE SEXUAL SISTERS ASSOCIATION

I'd like to meet:

My sister [R.I.P 05/12/88]

Spiderman

Wolverine

Che Guevara

Kurt Cobain

Johnny Depp

A boy (found him =])

Your mum (oh she's nice..)

A towel

R.I.P

Eric John Nicholls

(11/10/1924-19/07/2006)

Music:

The good kind. The only kind.OH and the music me and Col make.....:]

Movies:

The Crow

Serenity

Kevin Smith Films

Shaun of the Dead

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Nightmare Before Christmas

Idle Hands

Lords of Dogtown

Napolean Dynamite

Highway

Hostel

Aeonflux

"PARIS' porn collection"- bahahaha.

Television:

Stuff.

-0 BLAM BLAM 0-

Books:

Comics..

Heroes:

THE S.S.A

Che Guevara

Kurt Cobain

Napolean Dynamite

Wolverine

Spiderman

Contraception...

My Blog

My life so far.

I have some good news, I have some bad news.  GOOD: *Colin and I are still together =)* *Colin has a job* *I am now an Apprentice Chef, for Bayview Tavern at Gladesville* *7month Anniversary on C...
Posted by + Soup Nazi on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 03:58:00 PST

happy pills!

HAPPY PILLS!!!!! HAPPY PILLS!!!!!     COLIN'S COMING!! =] I'm so happy! Finally we're gonna be closer after soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo long!!! My wish came true, well almost. T...
Posted by + Soup Nazi on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 06:17:00 PST

Fuck.

i hate this feeling. i want to die, but that seems a little dramatic. i want to scream. cry. hurt someone. something. i need to get out of here. i need to be happy. stop bottling up my emotions. let g...
Posted by + Soup Nazi on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 06:14:00 PST

Yeah.

I'll put the needle in the jar When it's over You can see what I have done It's what you wanted It's what you wanted I place my trust You placed your trust I have nothing to lose You could have wanted...
Posted by + Soup Nazi on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 10:44:00 PST

This reminds me of the song "Love Hurts" by Incubus

?I am the luckiest girl in the world.? ?I am the happiest girl in the world, when talking to Col.? ?Right now, I am the saddest girl in the world because I am not with Col physically.? ?I miss him.? ?...
Posted by + Soup Nazi on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 12:54:00 PST

Who else...COL!!!

I LOVE COL. STAY AWAY!! AHH......CAR PARK.....*MEMORIES* LOL....
Posted by + Soup Nazi on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 03:37:00 PST

Yeah..

There once was a girl called Jess, not Jessica, Jess. She lived in an abandoned forest in Wilkins Street Yagoona. She had many friends, but liked few. She put up with shitheads all day, everyday. She ...
Posted by + Soup Nazi on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 04:15:00 PST

A little bit of history for you..

All men are born equal ; it is their later life, influences and environment that shapes their future. There is, always has, and always will be three classes - The ruling class who take life easy ; the...
Posted by + Soup Nazi on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 08:03:00 PST

So todays the day..

So it's Thursday and I'm at home, sick again. I really am sick.. Don't think I'm doing any of this bullshit sickness. That shits me. I usually just say I couldn't be fecked going to school lol. Appare...
Posted by + Soup Nazi on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 07:42:00 PST

My Stuff..

One time, one year, one life ago   I fell in love with you   My whole existence was shattered   By the explosion of the presence of you   I need to be needed, but I can't explain &...
Posted by + Soup Nazi on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 08:31:00 PST