You cant spell slaughter without laughter

About Me

My names Jez, i'm a failing/struggling artist and poet. im well apathetic and quite inept at most stuff. however, i am a superb DRAGON SLAYER!!! anyways, i cant rightfulyl be fucked with myspace anymore, so i mostly wont be usingit other then to occasionaly say hi or check stuff out, but its been nice!

My Interests

I spose dark, creepy horror and gothic stuff would be a big inspiration and intrest. Art, books, films, music and people. Samurai, dangerous things-sowrds, power tools etc. PARTIES(good ones), the Yakuza, the samurai and traditional martial arts like karate and stuff. Maybe graveyards, theres always such a lively crowd in them...

I'd like to meet:

String up some dead people and get em to dance. thatll do me nicely! or, if you'de like to chat. add me on msn? [email protected] though, a whole load of bands, artists and genuinely nice people i guess?

Music:

Yeah

Movies:

Films i've especially enjoyed in no real order- Lord of War, The nighmtare before Christmas (and all other Tim Burton Films), King Kong (the new one), Full Metal Jacket, Face/off, The Crow,Baby Boy, Motherfucking Snakes on a Motherfucking Plane, Saw, baby boy, dead silence, I 3 Huckabees, Jarhead, Pulp Fiction's pretty cool, Crash, Natural Born Killers, House of Flying daggers, Bruce Lee movies, Garden State, i liked Silent hill a fair bit, Leon, Casshern. the entire batman series. i cant think of many more right now

Television:

invader zim, adult swim, courage the cowardly dog, drawn together, wonderschowzen, Dare to believe, ren and stimpy, the grim adventures of billy and mandy, Bo Selecta, sharky and george, earthworm jim, biker mice from mars, the trapdoor, street sharks, Green Wing, thundercats, south park, transformers and all the comic type programmes (x-men, spiderman, batman etc.)

Books:

If I had to pick just one book, it would be 'Dragon Quest', but I like, or liked just about every book ive ever read. This is probably because im fairly selective of the books that i DO read. An example of a book i detest, however, would be Silas Marner. i actually hate it with a passion, and the film was not much better.

Heroes:

i dont have heroes. I once aspired to be like bruce lee. in actual fact, i probably still do, minus the dead part?

My Blog

The T.V. Kid

There was a young boy I knew Who sat idle by the screen all day. He loved his T.V. so much, And he was raised up this way. He'd see something on T.V. And piece together with his mind He'd cre...
Posted by You cant spell slaughter without laughter on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 09:54:00 PST

The Boy Without a Shadow

There was a young boy named James Magee At a tender age of 9.3 He wished to have fun And games. Was, instead, called wicked names. For, James Magee was no normal b...
Posted by You cant spell slaughter without laughter on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 09:44:00 PST

Alone in the Corner

Alone in the corner Young Tim did weep Waiting for the bogeyman, And other horrors to creep. "Not to me," he said "Not like this!" As he grabbed the hidden butcher knife Right behind t...
Posted by You cant spell slaughter without laughter on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 09:41:00 PST

The Hairiest Child

There was a young boy with an unusual amount of hair on his head So full of hair was he, that they covered his bed. He couldn't really see, at least not very well. But, the hair was so thick, you cou...
Posted by You cant spell slaughter without laughter on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 09:48:00 PST

The (Never-Ending) Nightmare

There was a young boy with a very dark mindfull of beasts and horrors, all locked up inside.They couldn't get out so they'de scratch and they'de screamAt night time they'de hurt him, but only in ...
Posted by You cant spell slaughter without laughter on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 11:09:00 PST

The Lonely Scarecrow.

There was a lonely Scarecrow,who longed to shout and play. But children were afraid of him,They simply ran away.Then along came a witch,with a bright idea, or two."All you need is a smile," ...
Posted by You cant spell slaughter without laughter on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 01:16:00 PST