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burkeit.

you have no true friends if you come home at night to find a booger hanging out.

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something cute i just pooped out with an ikea pencil while defecating in a public restroom.no joke. enjoy..i try to..treat true readers as guestskeep religious dunces feeling... guessed.i want to..hav...
Posted by burkeit. on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 02:31:00 PST

baths & jesus..

baths are overrated..i try to relax, but i never can.heres why..-its always too hot. -my drain is slightly broken, which makes a constant growling sound, slowly slurping up my hot water and dead skin ...
Posted by burkeit. on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 12:00:00 PST

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I confuse intellectualism with wittiness.I confuse focus-mindedness with narrow-mindedness.I decided to stop masturbating, recently. Not because of moralistic or religious ideas. But simply because of...
Posted by burkeit. on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 11:20:00 PST

I suck at vacuuming

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Posted by burkeit. on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 02:04:00 PST