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Joe

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About Me

Hmmm...what would you like to know about me? I can list a couple of things, I guess. I'm engaged to the most beautiful woman in the world. She's smart, funny, determined, and she is the kindest person you'll ever know unless you piss her off. I love her so much. We are supposed to get married on October 19th next year. :) I am out of my gourd with happiness. I live in Saco, Maine, and I love it. We have a house that is in desperate need of fixing-up, and hopefully we will accomplish that someday in the near future. :p It's definitely a labor of love. (I love Jess, so I'm laboring on the house....y'see? Heh... ) I work in South Portland, Maine, at a Pizza Hut. I hate it. It sucks, and I am looking for a new job. Let me know if you find anything! Haha The rest is pretty easy. I'm laid back (Most of the time), I'm kind of lazy sometimes but I can work like a bastard if I want to. I appreciate the little things in life.

My Interests

Jess, The Animals, Family, Friends, Steak, X-Box 360, World of Warcraft, Writing, Drawing, Painting, Reading, Dancing (badly), Drinking, Hiking, The Mountains, Mount Washington, Fruit Snacks, Lingerie (On Jess), Halloween, Hot/Sexy Costumes (On Jess...lol), Movies, DVD Box Sets, MySpace, Facebook, Music, Italian Food, Granny's Burritos, Chocolate Milk

I'd like to meet:

You'd think that in this spot I would say what famous person I would like to meet. Well, I'm not going to do that. Why? For starters, no famous person would ever want to meet me unless it was for publicity or something. Famous/rich people are nothing but spoiled brats in disguise...even the ones that seem cool, I bet. I would rather get to know a real person than someone famous. Fortunately, I've met a lot of really cool down-to-earth people, especially my fiance Jess. :)

Music:

Creedence Clearwater Revival, Nirvana, Clutch, L'il John, Led Zeppelin, Rush, AC/DC, Rob Zombie/White Zombie, White Stripes, Powerman 5000, Grateful Dead, The Who, The Cure, Jack Johnson

Movies:

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Vanilla Sky, Breakin', The Last Dragon, I Heart Huckabees, 13th Warrior, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Matrix Trilogy, Star Wars Trilogy, Saving Private Ryan, Grindhouse

Television:

Lost, Heroes, Family Guy, Robot Chicken, Six Feet Under, Deadwood, Ghost Hunters, Myth Busters, Anything on Discovery Channel or History Channel

Books:

The Shannara series by Terry Brooks, The Dark Tower Series by Stephen King, The Odd Thomas Books by Dean Koontz, The Harry Potter Series by J.K. Rowling, and ANYTHING by David Sedaris, Carl Hiaasen, or Chuck Pahlaniuk

Heroes:

I don't have any official heroes, but I respect anyone who is honest and/or a good worker.

My Blog

Costumes I Would LOVE to See Jess In! Lol

Just because I know she'll love it, I will show y'all some costumes I would love to see Jess in. Lmao.... ...
Posted by Joe on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 01:34:00 PST

Halloween Costume Crisis of 2007!

It's that time of year again, and Jess and I are both super crazy about Halloween so we are going to go all out and get a costume for parties and such. Last year, I went as a pimp and she went as a ca...
Posted by Joe on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 10:56:00 PST

Flixster....my new addiction.

So, I have a Facebook and I heard of this thing called "flixster" on there where you can rate movies and stuff. It's kinda like Facebook, but a lot cooler. Anyway, I'm really addicted to it. Lol I thi...
Posted by Joe on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 12:51:00 PST

World Without My Jetta: The Tragedy Continues!

So it turns out the taking a cab home is no longer an option. I took one home the following night, out of pure desperation, and they have a flat rate of close to $50 for the ride to my house. Reluctan...
Posted by Joe on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 10:31:00 PST

Weird weird dream!

Wow...what a weird-ass dream I had last night! I'll list what transpired..or whatever I remember from it, anyway. Okay...so my dream took place in some city. Not sure WHICH city, or even which time pe...
Posted by Joe on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 10:24:00 PST

A World Without My Jetta: Day One

So...today was the first day I'd had to work since my car "died" last Tuesday on the WAY to work. I wasn't really planning on being without a vehicle for even this long, but I guess sometimes things l...
Posted by Joe on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 10:08:00 PST

Jetta, R.I.P. :p

So, the other day when I was stuck in South Portland traffic on the way to work, my car did a funny thing! I had been only moving about 10 feet every ten minutes when all of a sudden, as I was shiftin...
Posted by Joe on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 10:50:00 PST

Know me?

Just so y'all know....I have a quiz I posted on my profile. If you think you know me well, take it and we'll see. Haha.... :D
Posted by Joe on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 07:44:00 PST

My Celebrity Look-alikes

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Posted by Joe on Thu, 24 May 2007 09:06:00 PST

Aaaaaaaaaannnnnnd.....we're back!

Hey! Guess who's got the internet now? That's right...Jess and I are no longer internet handicapped, and within a reasonable amount of time I at least will be back to my former MySpace whoring glory. ...
Posted by Joe on Wed, 09 May 2007 12:06:00 PST