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Jo-Bee

I am here for Friends

About Me

I'm generally very dippy. But I'm up for a laugh and enjoy drinking and dancing and making new in-jokes with my friends.
I'm married to vodka but recently I have been having an affair with 'Bo n black...sshhhh!!
(it is very damn difficult to put mascara on with your mouth closed!)
I'm currently living in Leicester- so everyone get your bums in gear and come see me :)
*I'm super duper serial!
*I am the moon i don't hang out with ballbags
*Don't leave me dangling like a tit in the breeze
*I carried a watermelon?
*you want a lemon?
*I'm a goddess on a stable!
*And that's why I don't like cricket
*Get your front bum out!
*But muuuuuuuuuuuuum...
*fuch off

My Interests

Dance
getting drunk
mighty boosh

I'd like to meet:

interesting people who make me laugh

Music:

Perfect Circle
Muse
Jack off Jill
The Used
From Autumn to Ashes
Nirvana
Brand New
InMe
Incubus
Silver Chair
Staind
Three Days Grace
Courtney Love
Snow Patrol
Underoath
Chevelle
Bullet for my Valentine
Portishead
The Used
Coldplay
The Killers
Nine Inch Nails
Seether
Alice in Chains
Funeral for a Friend
Jimmy Eat World
Green Day
Alanis Morissette
Stereophonics
Gorillaz
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Evanescence
Blink 182
System of a Down
Tori Amos
KT Tunstall
Kill The Young
Abba
Billy Talent
No Doubt
Foo Fighters
James Blunt
Kaiser Chiefs
Oasis
Reel Big Fish
Taking Back Sunday

Movies:

umm, all scary movies, Romeo and Juliet, Scream triolgy, 28 days, Girl Interrupted, Devils arithmatic, Dirty Dancing, Charlie's Angel 1+2, Seven, 10 Things I hate about you, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (new one is well good), Big Business, Miss Congenialty 1+2, The Butterfly Effect, Saw x3, Bridget Jone's Diary 1+2, The Ring, Connie and Carla, May, Mockingbird Dont sing, Urban Legend 1+2, Bless the Child, Forces of Nature, most musicals :P. Muriel's Wedding, Centre Stage, Rocky Horror Picture Show, The First Wives Club, ToolBox Murders, Skeleton Key (Caroline... you broke my legs!!)... hell I have loads!!

Television:

Mighty Boosh
Southpark
Futurama
Family Guy
Lost
Daria
Garth Marenghi's Dark Place...etc

Books:

Out of the Dark, The Kid, Girl Interrupted, A Child called It, The Lost Boy, A Man Named Dave, To Die For, All books by Torey Hayden, The Enchanted Wood, The Faraway Tree :P

Heroes:

Vicki
Sooze
Siiiiaaaannnn
Lucy
Loz
Samuelly
Loo
Emma :)
Rob
MarkAND of course Jade...(as much as she hates me haha and is well annoying when she wakes me up!)