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About Me

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Pimp-My-Profile.com - Build a SlideshowIm a 23 year old aspiring professional photographer,I currently do freelance work for any takers under the my "Synthetic Photography" moniker. People wonder and ask why I use the word - Synthetic Photography; usually meaning fake or false so why would I want to use that term in a photography sense. Well,The term I use-Synthetic,also means "Man made" or generated from unnatural sources. Since I create the photos in the sense of being the photographer,to me it comes from Synthetic means. THUS,my use of the word synthetic. Believe me,as my work shows,there is nothing FAKE about them! Every photo I display is 100% authentic and generated from my photographer's eye. If you are interested in looking into getting photography work done for you at a lower rate with no downscale in quality and dedication,then im the man to talk to.Anyone in the Southern California area,is able to contact me for a viewing of my portfolio,and to hire me for a gig. Anytime-Anywhere-Anybody! (714) 600-3827

My Interests

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Your Psych-Ward diagnosis

Antisocial Personality Disorder
Diagnosis: AntiSocial Personality Disorder, marked by the following: Failure to conform to social norms with respect to lawful behaviours as indicated by repeatedly performing acts that are grounds for arrest. Deceitfulness, as indicated by repeated lying, use of aliases, or conning others for personal profit or pleasure. Impulsivity or failure to plan ahead, Irritability and aggressiveness, Reckless, Consistent irresponsibility, Lack or remorse, Indifference.

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I'd like to meet:

Anyone who shares the same interests as I do. Metalheads,FreeLancers,Photographers,Anyone that I can have fun with,People who want to hire me for a Photo gig,and people I can further expand my clientel with.

Music:

TAZUMAL, System of a Down, Rob Zombie, Static-X, Pantera, Hate Eternal, Cryptopsy, Lamb of God, Vader, Morbid Angel, Six Feet Under, Devil Driver, Machine Head, Ministry, Kalmah, Black Sabbath, Slayer

Movies:

Saw, Saw 2,Saw 3, House of a 1000 Corpses, Battle Royale, The Devils Rejects, Constantine, The Matrix Trilogy, The Lord of the Rings trilogy, The Party, South Park, Team America, Spinal Tap, Farenhieght 9/11, Super Size Me, Jacob's Ladder, Van Wilder, Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, Napoleon Dynamite, American History X, Silent Hill, Clerks 2, Borat,Tenacious D and the P.O.D.

Television:

The Simpsons, King of the Hill, Family Guy, American Dad, Unexplained Mysteries, Arrested Development, Taboo, X-play, Metal Asylum, And anything that catches my interest.

Books:

Battle Royale Uncle John's Bathroom Reader, Anything that has to deal with useless and usefull facts., Survival books, The Guinness Book of World Records

Heroes:

Daron Malakian, Tobin Bell, Ansel Adams, Rob Zombie, Tom Lykis, And definetly NOT YOU!

My Blog

These are my happiest days

As many of you know,Most of my life has been a series of bullshit event after bullshit event. Nothing has really EVER panned out for me in the long run execpt for me not DYING (I have my mother for th...
Posted by Synthetic Jake on Tue, 08 May 2007 03:57:00 PST

How everything changed- Contd.

Ok,I dont know how much ill be able to finish here in this sitting but ill continue what I can.Ok,after everything went down with country boy's ultimadum,and with mom getting pissed about how he handl...
Posted by Synthetic Jake on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 04:17:00 PST

Enter: Hell -Part 2

Ok,Continuing from my last post,I said that I felt it would be morally imposible for me to just up and leave my Mom in that house alone with her doped up sister. So,I endured the slings and arrows of ...
Posted by Synthetic Jake on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 01:23:00 PST

How everything changed : Enter Hell

For everyone that either doesnt know or for those who dont have the details,I'll be giving all the details about what has happened to our family and especially to Mom. Its gonna be alot to read so Im ...
Posted by Synthetic Jake on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 03:59:00 PST

Liars

Let me make this very clear to everyone who reads this...Cuz some people obviously dont get it...People who portray themselves as one thing and then completely turn on you later on. Makes no differenc...
Posted by Synthetic Jake on Wed, 17 May 2006 04:09:00 PST

Rants and Raves Pt 2

Welcome to another segment of Rants and Raves.Have you ever noticed that when you see someone walking and then they trip,they either A: Stumble and turn and look over their shoulder...
Posted by Synthetic Jake on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 11:14:00 PST

Whatever

Whatever...Whatever is exactly how I feel...Do things really matter anymore?Things are not forever...People arent forever...Your memories dont last...Memories fade into the grave...As will you...Whate...
Posted by Synthetic Jake on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 11:01:00 PST

Rants and Raves

Whats up all. Time for some rants and raves. I dont have too much in particular to say so im just gonna type what comes to mind. Being the loner I am,Im content wi...
Posted by Synthetic Jake on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 09:12:00 PST

A good day? Really?

Wow,Seems like I had a good day (so far). Im not used to that too much. Today I got to hang out with my best friend Jon (Jonny rhetoric for you avid myspacers) and my other very good friend Jason...
Posted by Synthetic Jake on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 04:50:00 PST

The ShitList grows

Do you ever get that feeling that your friends are your rivals or even sometimes,your enemies? Im sure we've all felt that at one time or another...I know ive been getting some less than hospitible ...
Posted by Synthetic Jake on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 10:43:00 PST