Beast Master

"Bravery comes with your choice of cheese, lettuce, tomato and onion... However: mayo and mustard cost extra.""It takes a village to raise a child. But it takes a van and a puppy to catch one."Our Current project:WARNING AND DISCLAIMER: Before you roll your eyes at the following paragraphs, please note that I'm using something called "Sarcasm" thank you, and enjoy!UPDATE:It's begun... I have set up my own micro-brewing facility inside my sweet digs here on Southridge street. With the help of a couple enthusiastic friends of mine we are embarking on an adventure that could very well make or break my future here. Win or lose though, it's gonna be one awesome trip.I'm just a regular guy who likes to do stupid stuff. I also play a mean guitar and shoot people with my very very sweet paintball gun.I'm a dog groomer.Another important thing to note: My IQ is so high that I can lift objects with little more than a thought. I've invented more devices that Einstein and Franklin combined, and hold the MENSA record for most cognitions in a minute.A few weeks ago I found a medallion and a ring that have given me super-human powers. With hightened agility, intense strength, and ultra-honed focus, I am much more than a mere human, I'm now something else. Something more...I hide my powers from those who know and love me. I do this to protect them from those who seek to take the medallion from me. Those who would do my loved ones harm. I cannot afford to let that happen, so I must use a cover story...I originally hail from a tiny little mountain town snuggled in the heart of the Sangre De Cristo mountain range. Some call it Westcliffe. After completing my secondary education there I moved off to Northern Colorado... and then many many places after that. Now I'm settled in here, in Fort Collins. I'm attending school, having a blast, and trying not to die on a day-by-day basis.I didn't get to a lot of fun things when I lived in Westcliffe and those things that I did do there, I can't do here. So it's been like having a second adolescence, and getting to experience all those things over again. Hence the numerous drinking pictures. One day I'll grow up, and move on. But that day is far off on the horizon, so we'll see what happens until then.Also: Never pee into the wind.