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About Me

What a diabolically funny little girl!
i'm a writer
i was made in fun size for your convenience
but
i will not tolerate being treated as such
i want a love that challenges all of my beliefs.
i'm an overall walking contradiction
He told her he was in rebellion against his reactionary father, she inveighed against intellectuals, they got blisters on their buttocks, and held hands. They went to meetings, denounced their fellow citizens, told lies and were in love. She cried over Masturbov's death, he growled over her body like a dog, and neither one could live without the other
BLOG.
*not that any of you horny assholes ever read what a girl has to say. . . but my pants are harder to get into than yale. you can't bullshit your way through me like i'm fucking BISD or something. don't speak to me like i'm your fucking puppy, calling me cutie or sweetie or any other pet name like that. i'm a human. like you. if i like you you'll know it. get over yourself. idc how cute you are.

My Interests

"The question we writers are asked most often, the favorite question, is: Why do you write? I write because I have an innate need to write. I write because I cannot do normal work as other people do. I write because I want to read books like the ones I write... I write because I love sitting in a room all day writing...I write because I love the smell of paper, pen, and ink. I write because I believe in literature, in the art of the novel, more than I believe in anything else. I write because it is a habit, a passion...I write because I have a childish belief in the immortality of libraries, and in the way my books sit on the shelf. I write because it is exciting to turn all lifes beauties and riches into words. I write not to tell a story but to compose a story. I write because I wish to escape from the foreboding that there is a place I must go but as in a dream cannot quite get to. I write because I have never managed to be happy. I write to be happy."
-Orhan Pamuk

I'd like to meet:

writers, poets, dreamers, my very own punk rock boy &

Music:

preferably punk, please.

Movies:

slc, donnie darko eternal sunshine and peter pan are the only movies that matter to me.

Television:

dirty jobs w/mike rowe ;)
a haunting.

Books:

i like everything i read.

Heroes:

Red & Lula.

My Blog

ignorance is the parent of fear.

"You gettee in", he added, motioning to me with his tomahawk, and throwing the clothes to one side. He really did this in not only a civil but a really kind and charitable way. I stood loo...
Posted by Vane Vandal on Thu, 23 Oct 2008 01:50:00 PST

if you do what you’ve always done, you’ll get what you’ve always gotten.

isn't it weird to log in to old email accounts and read the emails you sent out to people? i did that the other day... and here's one i sent to mario. i remember being upset about my parents not atten...
Posted by Vane Vandal on Wed, 22 Oct 2008 11:57:00 PST

my heart is content to sing alone; it sings even louder still!

A Writer's Revolution. We write. We write, and write, and write and are never finished writing.Challenge us.Say we are not as passionate as you and we will equip ourselves for battle. It is the only t...
Posted by Vane Vandal on Tue, 21 Oct 2008 01:45:00 PST

part three of mr. darcy’s time traveling tea party

Part III Sitting across from these freaks, I felt like I was in a story where the author was pulling random things out of his ass.&nb...
Posted by Vane Vandal on Sat, 18 Oct 2008 06:48:00 PST

cyborg hitler.

you guys are in for a treat today. :) a friend from creative writing gave me permission to post his story on my blog. it's hilarious. it cracks me up every time. enjoy!! :) i'll post the first half up...
Posted by Vane Vandal on Fri, 17 Oct 2008 06:38:00 PST

anything and everything, baby. ;)

this ties into my last blog. the fact that a janitor can read marquez and sarah palin cant even name a damn newspaper she reads. wtf. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9go38MgZ4w8 --------------------- a...
Posted by Vane Vandal on Thu, 16 Oct 2008 02:21:00 PST

if god could cast a shadow, itd be you.

if you haven't surprised yourself, you haven't written.-Eudora Welty.sometimes i really hate that stereotypes are true. the only time i've really heard spanish here in austin is amongst janitors, as h...
Posted by Vane Vandal on Wed, 15 Oct 2008 09:37:00 PST

we’re slaves to our worst fears.

"A friend asked yesterday if this blog is addressed to anyone in particular? I said yes it's a love letter to someone I haven't met yet." CarrollBlog 10.10 I'll be leaving Saturday morning for...
Posted by Vane Vandal on Tue, 14 Oct 2008 01:36:00 PST

dolor de la cabeza

proof that women are evil:it never fails. every time i work the calendar stand, a woman always lures her boyfriend into the girl's swimsuit/lingerie section (or as we like to call it, the partially cl...
Posted by Vane Vandal on Mon, 13 Oct 2008 10:03:00 PST

jive turkey

two things happened yesterday that reminded me of what a terrible person i used to be. i was at work, not really working and talking to randy. i saw some people go to the dog section of the calendars,...
Posted by Vane Vandal on Sun, 12 Oct 2008 08:56:00 PST