About Me
A long time ago, a fierce war broke out across the land of Azeroth. Fearing for their lives and the safety of the Rock Mix , a fellowship of three men, including a Shaman, Paladin and a Mage fled with the Mix in hand in an effort to save THE ONE ROCK MIX TO RULE THEM ALL from the hands of the evil Baron Von Greasy and his furious orc horde.
A few days into their journey to a land free of evil, while walking through the Dead Wind Pass the band of heroes realized they weren't alone. "SHOW YOURSELF, FIENDS!" yelled the Paladin as the Mage quickly casted Frost Nova, freezing the phantom strangers in their footsteps. "We mean you no harm" said the strangers, "we caught wind of your journey and wish to help you in your effort. We have been following you from a far for several moons. I am The Thuggernaut, and this is my partner Saint." These two, were not men, but titans! Towering over the group by many head lengths, it was if they were blocking out the sun entirely." "I have heard stories about you two", said the Shaman, "I was told that you could squeeze water from rocks. No man can do that! You must be GODS! Please, join us in our journey." The fellowship was almost complete, but without a guide to lead them in their travels, the effort was pointless.
[ As a side note during the journey they met a vampire named Sir Robert Hanley III. He blew up in sheer amazement of the Rock Mix and his final words were "YEAAUUH!" as he burst into flames.]
A few more days passed. Crossing the Swamp of Sorrows, the group suddenly felt like they were being watched as the Rock Mix around the Paladin's neck started to glow an unfamiliar shade. "My rooooock mix, where is my roooock mix?!" "Who's there?! Show yourself!", said the Mage. Out from the mist a figure appeared. He was smaller than the rest, aged over hundreds of years from the Rock Mix's power. He was a squirly fellow. "I ammm Pablito!" A sudden smile cracked from his face at the sight of the Rock Mix. "Why are you smiling?" said Saint. "I AM NOT SMILING!...NOT EVEN!" screamed Pablito in a rage. "I am a guide, I wish to help you in your journey, I will show you where you need to go" The team looked at each other. "Should we let him join in our travels?" The group voted and it was agreed, Pablito would be the sixth and final piece to the puzzle...or was he?
The team walked for many days with Pablito as their guide. "How much longer?" asked Saint. "Noooot much looonger" hissed Pablito "Yesss, not much longer indeed." Suddenly in the distance they saw a huge volcano. Fire spouted from it as large winged monsters flew overhead, the small eruptions putting them in a frenzy as they shrilled and howled in the air. "THERE! That is what you seek!" Pablito said, extending his large dirty index finger in the volcanos direction. "We must drop the Rock Mix in there." said the Paladin. "We can't let it fall into the hands of the horde, so we must destroy it to save Azeroth!" The team agreed and started their journey up the volcanos base.
After what seemed like days they finally reached the top. Fire and smoke filled the skies. The Paladin took the rock mix from around his neck. "This ends now!" he yelled raising his hand into the air to throw it into the magma. "NOOOOO! MY ROOOOCK MIX!" Pablito screamed in a rage tackling the Paladin. "You can not destroy it! It is mine!" The two wrestled on the ground as Pablito tried to grab the Rock Mix from the Paladins grasp. In a final attempt Pablito bit off the Paladins finger. Screaming the Paladin let go of the Mix. Pablitos face lit up as he suddenly felt whole again. His crooked smile went from ear to ear.
"You can't put Azeroth in danger!" shouted The Thuggernaut. He then grabbed Pablito and lifted him over his head into the the air. "BOOM! YOU'RE GONE!" He turned throwing Pablito into the volcano. The entire way down he hugged The Rock Mix holding it to his heart. He splashed into the liquid fire never to be seen again.
"I guess this is it?" asked the Mage looking at the fellowship. Suddenly the volcano started to shake as fire and lava spewed from its opening. "What's going on!?!?" The fellowship drew their weapons thinking the worst. A blinding light erupted from the hole. The men covered their eyes, not being able to see. Slowly the outline of a figure was visable in the light. "AYYYY GUYYYS!!!" a voice said. He emerged from the ashes of Pabloito like a Phoenix. "I'm Colby! I love you!" The group looked at eachother once more. Colby would complete the puzzle that is FIGHT TO WIN!...and then they went to get food. CHICKEN PARM!
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