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About Me

Some call me Tim. Just kidding, but some do call me Jinx, and some call me Big Mama Peaches. I rule you. This was recently typed about me:

"OOOOhh nooo My alyssa dear... If you were a sause you'd need to be... lets say wasabi or something of this nature... Your strength lyssa just cannot be combined into a "special sauce" Your a great addition to mannnny a meals...butt lyssa other sauces would step on your toes."


Look at where I'm from! :

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


*indicates celebrity boyfriends - peter stormare*
- jeffrey dean morgan*
- clancy brown*
- tommy flanagen*
- kiefer sutherland
- jason bateman*
- ian mcshane
- joaquin phoenix
- juliette lewis
- morton csokas*
- rutger hauer
- david koecher
- Rammstein
- chiwetel ejiofor
- gary oldman
- jean reno
- burton c. bell*
- natalie portman
- robert deniro

My Blog

Independence Day, Hooray!

Since I haven't posted anything since mid-April, I suppose I have a lot to tell you.I finished the semester a little disappointed because I failed epically on one of my psych classes. The teacher look...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Jul 2009 20:53:00 GMT

Biosphere 2

I want to go to Biosphere 2 in Oracle, which is not that far from Tuscan. But I don't just want to have to drive there and back, you know? I need another reason to go that far. But check this out:"The...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Apr 2009 23:20:00 GMT

It's ok, I'm a vampire.

I thought people were supposed to get sick in the winter or the fall, but I've spent nearly the entire spring feeling like shit. I went to the doctor today about a sinus infection and scored some anti...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Mar 2009 12:22:00 GMT

Important Little Memos

Excuse me, Mr.President, but just because you suck at bowling doesn't mean that you can compare it to the special olympics. I know you were just trying to make a funny, but, seriously, it's not. And I...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Mar 2009 14:44:00 GMT

Strongly-Worded Letters

Dear Jan Brewer,You are a cunt. That is all.Sincerely, Alyssa HowellAnd I would also like to point out that you guys (my friends, your friends, everybody) need to be voting. Not only should you be vot...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Mar 2009 09:02:00 GMT

Bad Meat or Good Cheese?

I went to Fry's to return the bad meat, and the woman behind the counter apparently only spoke enough english to tell me I was wrong. She attempted to explain that the meat was green because they inje...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Feb 2009 08:20:00 GMT

Morning Belligerency

First off, I would like to stand up for Micheal Phelps. I don't think there should be such a fuss about him taking a bong hit. I mean, the guy swims for five hours a day, has to eat a crap ton of food...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Feb 2009 08:26:00 GMT

Keep on keepin' on..

It's pretty much the same old story. School is turning out well, except that I just realized that I forgot to do my posting for my Buddhism class today. None of my other classes have given me any work...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Feb 2009 16:32:00 GMT

Oh, Lord..

After work yesterday I almost forgot that I was enlisted to get Sara from the airport, and in my rush I'm pretty sure I was flashed by one of the radars. I turned from University (40mph) onto Rural (3...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Jan 2009 08:29:00 GMT

Vote.

A lot of you have been telling me that you aren't voting. That neither one of these guys should be president. And that's fine that you think that, but I am going to disagree with you. It's not even th...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Nov 2008 15:26:00 GMT