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Sassy Pants

Right as rain!

About Me

Porous Walker:

What a snezz

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My white-bellied caique, Ludwig

My Interests

Audrey Kawasaki:

ZOSO:

Sylvia Ji:

Ben Tour:

ANIMALS, WRITING, acquiring useless information, reading, dancing, piano (want to learn to play), music, keeping an OPEN MIND, taking pictures, fashion, throwing parties, camping and just being outside in general, the ocean, dark and disturbing movies/books, trying new foods, singing (to myself), fat-pie.com cartoons

I'd like to meet:

I would love to own a life size ewok figure. I've checked on ebay and they're pretty expensive, darn.

The director David Lynch

Naoto Hattori:

Music:

Zeppelin, Beatles, Pink Floyd, Fiona Apple, Rasputina, Regina Spektor, Hot Chip, Wolf Parade, Garbage, Grandaddy, Chili Peppers, The Presets, Soul Coughing, The Eels, Filter, Queen, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Tom Petty, Radiohead, Beck, Flaming Lips, The Knife, Rolling Stones, Arcade Fire, Talking Heads, the Police, Tears for Fears, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, The Rapture...the list goes on...and on..

Movies:



Pink Floyd's "The Wall"

The ShiningPulp Fiction, Run Lola Run, Yellow Submarine, Resevoir Dogs, The Machinist, The Libertine, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Borat, Little Miss Sunshine, Mulholland Drive, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Donnie Darko, Requiem for a Dream, The Shining, The Life Aquatic, The Royal Tennenbaums, Big Fish, The Wizard of Oz, Alice in Wonderland, Pride and Prejudice, Silence of the Lambs, Garden State, Rent, Grandma's Boy, IT, Fight Club, The Ted Danson version of Gulliver's Travels, Waking Life, Shaun of the Dead, A Skanner Darkly, Dumbland (cartoons by David Lynch), Short films by David Lynch (The Grandmother being my favorite), Eraserhead - There are countless movies I want to see!!!

Television:



Adult Swim, most stuff on Discovery Health Channel, Discovery Channel and Animal Planet (favorite station), History Channel, Nip/Tuck (my guilty pleasure), The Office, LOST

Books:



Heroes:

The Lollipop Guild:

Quail Man, your Mom, my Mom, Almond Joys, Steve Zissou, Beaker, Powdered Toast Man, David Lynch, David Firth, David Shrigley, Don Hertzfeldt, Salad Fingers, Ren and Stimpy, Netflix!

The 96 Box of Crayons!

My smartrip card

My Blog

Missing Madison

So I've been back from Madison, WI since Monday afternoon and I already miss it dearly I'm so glad I got to see almost everyone that I wanted to see. LOVE YOU ALL!!...
Posted by Sassy Pants on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 08:15:00 PST

Bye bye birdy!

This morning, as I was making my way home, I came across a baby bird that was sitting in middle of the street. I figured he was injured or something so I scooped him up with the intention of putting h...
Posted by Sassy Pants on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 10:54:00 PST

An encounter with ignorance

On Saturday, as I was approaching a bench by a bus stop, I overheard a man talking down to a latino couple that were sitting next to me. He was telling them to "get out of my country". My immediate re...
Posted by Sassy Pants on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 08:26:00 PST

Financially fucked!

So I am being charged FIVE overdraft fees of $35 each! UGH!!! My account is currently negative $252. FUCK!  Normally this wouldn't be an issue because my landlord doesn't usually do anything...
Posted by Sassy Pants on Tue, 15 May 2007 09:51:00 PST

Alanis Morissette parody of "my humps"

This video really gives you an idea of just how obsurd and ridiculous the lyrics to that song are. I mean, come on, "lumps"? That just sounds gross.  ...
Posted by Sassy Pants on Thu, 03 May 2007 08:00:00 PST

The Royal Lee....

...is officially my favorite bar. 'Nuff said.
Posted by Sassy Pants on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 10:29:00 PST

Angered by recent news!

The latest news on the VT gunman, Cho Seung-hui, states that he was committed to a psychiatric hospital for a short period of time in December of 2005 but soon after, was released for recommended out ...
Posted by Sassy Pants on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 08:05:00 PST

Hot Chip at the 9:30 Club!!!

I'm sooooooo excited! They're going to be there on Saturday! Yay! Last night, Erin got me some spicey sushi from Harris Teeter. I'm trying to save them for lunch but that is proving to be very chall...
Posted by Sassy Pants on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 06:48:00 PST

My sci-fi horror dream

Last night, I had, by far, the strangest dream I have ever experienced.  I wish I could  remember all of the intricate details but, sadly, I cannot. Afterall, it was the middle of the n...
Posted by Sassy Pants on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 06:32:00 PST

A pachyderm picasso

I remember watching something about this when I was much younger. The pictures speak for themselves:   This flower stalk by Elephant Artist Huong at Mateamann This elephant was painted by El...
Posted by Sassy Pants on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 09:57:00 PST