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Sonja

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About Me

Pretty much your average girl here, my hobbies include talking to myself, taking candy from strangers, auditioning for reality shows, clog dancing in the rain, working on developing my telekinesis skills, and reading the phone book. Likes...fantastic hats, fantastic martinis, fantastic books, and using the word fantastic. Dislikes...Almonds, bad drivers, techno music, and bad live actor movies based on cartoons (alvin and the chipmunks, scooby doo, the flintstones, etc.).South Park 705 - Fat Butt and Pancake Head
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Hank Azaria, Matt Groening, Matt Stone, Trey Parker- just to pick their brains a bit... and the MILWAUKEE BREWERS...and Sean Patrick Flannery mmmmmm.

My Blog

if wishes were fishes

Missing people today... not regretting moving out here at all...just wishing I could see everyone right now... if wishes were fishes, we'd all cast our nets... not feeling sorry for myself- I know som...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Oct 2009 12:24:00 GMT

10 things you should know.

1. Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is.2. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.3. Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he pl...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Oct 2009 12:20:00 GMT

Albino Zebras

Sometimes the water isnt fineAnd leaping before you look can be amazing.There isnt always a place for everything,And just because there is a place for it- doesnt mean its there.You dont always ha...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Mar 2009 14:04:00 GMT

Happy!

I realized that I usually don't write these things when I'm happy, so I thought I'd give 'er the old college try. :)  For those of you who already know me------I'm loving the move to California. I mis...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Jan 2009 15:33:00 GMT

Explicit

Fuck the fucking fuckers who don’t give a shit about how other people feel. Fuck the fucking fuckers who just don’t care enough. Fuck the fucking fuckers who think they know what’s u...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 23:08:00 GMT

Emancipation

I'm letting go now. For those people that have tried to break me in the past, I'm happy to inform you that you've failed. I've come to the place that you've been trying to keep me from and I...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 09:10:00 GMT

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Someone seriously needs to take my phone away from me when I'm drinking. It's bad news. I seem to always convince myself that what I'm saying is a good idea, and you'd think I would know better by now...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 07:01:00 GMT

free time

Have you ever had one of those days when you feel like you aren't who you are... but you're nothing that you're not, either? You just don't feel right. You know... one of those days when you're uncomf...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 08:36:00 GMT

anniversary :(

So exactly one year ago today I lost my grandpa. It doesn't seem like that much time has passed already, though. Anyway. Just thinking about him. Hating how much it hurts to lose someone you love so m...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 17:49:00 GMT

Frustration

My personal communication skills leave something to be desired. The meaning behind everything I do gets lost in translation, and I'm once again at that point where I'm left wondering just how good I ...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 07:54:00 GMT