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About Me

What's up, people? My name is Dorian, or more notoriously known as the alarmingly witty Prince Pyro. Im 21 years of age, and I am currently single. Aside from being an all around reasonable guy, I'm very open-minded and don't give in to the pratfalls of impatience, pride and shallowness. I do my best to care for someone as best as I can, even if it means trying to help someone who doesn't wish to be bothered. But we all have our flaws, do we not? No? Well go to hell then! I LIKE BITING...A LOT! I like to bite and and most definitely love to be bitten. Call it a...oral fixation. I am usually a pretty tolerable guy...but don't get it twisted, I can be real prick if you push me to that point! But I'll always take a diplomatic solution over bitterness and overworked drama...most of the time, the problems people have with eachother are just...for a lack of a better word...stupid. I don't caught up in all that, though I will handle my own crap if it hits the fan. Calm, collected and in control, that's how I try to stay. But uh, heh heh...by even my patience has it's limits! Respect me, you get the same respect as that, plain and simple. Do that, you'll never be able to find a more devoted person than me at your side.
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||||| 80%
Stability |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Orderliness |||||||||||| 46%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Mystical |||||||||||||| 56%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Religious |||||||||||||||| 70%
Hedonism |||||||||||| 50%
Materialism |||||||||| 36%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Work ethic |||||||||| 36%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 43%
Conflict seeking |||| 16%
Need to dominate |||| 16%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Avoidant || 10%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||| 56%
Wealth || 10%
Dependency |||||| 23%
Change averse |||||| 30%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Sexuality |||||||||||||| 56%
Peter pan complex || 10%
Physical security |||||| 23%
Physical Fitness || 10%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Paranoia |||||||||||||| 56%
Vanity |||||||||||| 43%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||| 43%
Female cliche |||||||||||| 43% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
personality tests by similarminds.comStability results were high which suggests you are very relaxed, calm, secure, and optimistic..Orderliness results were medium which suggests you are moderately organized, hard working, and reliable while still remaining flexible, efficient, and fun.Extraversion results were high which suggests you are overly talkative, outgoing, sociable and interacting at the expense too often of developing your own individual interests and internally based identity.This is SO me... social, outgoing, worry free, optimistic, upbeat, tough, likes large parties, makes friends easily, rarely irritated, open, enjoys leadership, trusting, dominant, thrill seeker, strong, does not like to be alone, assertive, mind over heart, confident, controlling, feels desirable, likes the spotlight, loves food, social chameleon, hard working, concerned about others

My Interests

Anime/manga, Movies, Star Wars, Harry Potter, cooking, biting/being bitten, acting, singing, rapping(one of my aspirations)writing, astrology/zodiac study playing video games, (especially RPG's)and my all time best skill....DRAWING!! Anime/manga style, of course... What Type of Killer Are You? [cool pictures]
You are a Samurai.
You are full of honour and value respect. You are not really the stereotypical hero, but you do fight for good. Just in your own way. For you, it is most certainly okay to kill an evil person, if it is for justice and peace. You also don't belive in mourning all the time and think that once you've hit a bad stage in life you just have to get up again. It's pointless to concentrate on emotional pain and better to just get on with everything. You also are a down to earth type of person and think before you act. Impulsive people may annoy you somewhat.

Main weapon: Sword
Quote:"Always do the right thing. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest" -Mark Twain
Facial expression: Small smile
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I'd like to meet:

Currently the only person I want to meet is Natsuki Takaya, creator of one of my favorite manga/animes, Fruits Basket! That would SO rock! I think I'd also like to meet Eminem, Stan Lee and George Lucas among others. OH! And I like to meet someone who likes me for being me! Who doesn't want that though right? I am looking for someone who can appreciate intelligence and don't just blindly do what they feel. I'm 21 years old, I went through enough of that growing up. Just so everyone knows, I'm a real party fiend, but I'm not as thoughtless as I was when I used to party. I kinda would like to meet someone who is balanced. A person who is a free spirit and is a bit wild(you'll need to be to keep up with me)but also knows when to and not to act rashly, and there head isn't always in the clouds. And, of course, I want to meet someone who ISN'T SHALLOW MINDED!!!!! I can't stand people who have no depth and zero substance. So, in short, you need to be open minded to some point. You'd have to be, because I'll tell ya now, I'm a chunky guy...I work out, but I'm still chunky, always going to BE chunky. So if you can't deal with the weight, then you don't need to snag on my bait....*sweatdrop* Okkkk...that was pretty bad...I said I was funny...not a comedian! But I do like to make people laugh, so if you can make ME laugh...you're a keeper. I also like people who show me they are unique. I'm extremely attracted to individuality...I like a someone who has their own unique spirit because I like to do my own thing to. This can come in the package of looks, hair, personality, all that jazz. So if you're interested let me know!

Come check me at Deviant Art! You won't be sorry!! ^_^

You're Yuki - the rat.

Which Fruits Basket Character Are You?
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You are CLOUD. (My cat is named after you!) You're
a good person at heart, just a little confused
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Your Patronus is the Eagle! The eagle is a symbol
of spirituality, courage and protection. He
will protect you with his sharp talons.That your Patronus is an eagle says that you are
very concerned with the spiritual things of
life. You are also a brave person who would
go out of your way to protect those you love.
A small amount of fear is healthy, however;
keep that in mind and you will be an amazing
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey

Name: Dorian Maurice Bryant *bows*
Birthday: August 18, 1984
Birthplace: Baltimore, Maryland(or somewhere in space, fuck it, who knows?)
Current Location: Owings Mills, Maryland
Eye Color: Light Brown(oh yes, don't let my crappy profile pic fool you!)
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5' 9"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Lefty, southpaw SOUND OFF!!
Your Heritage: Black/African American(whatever)
The Shoes You Wore Today: A pair of white tennis, if I told you the brand name you'd laugh...
Your Weakness: Giving people too many fucking chances they don't deserve...so tragic*cries*
Your Fears: Uh, heights...sometimes spiders, and being forgotten
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni, steak, topped with some hot sauce....oh yeah
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To be with the one I love and get closer to becoming a manga-ka
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: heh heh...no, I'm not laughing, that's what it is!
Thoughts First Waking Up: I hope nobody is on the computer so I can talk to Hime...
Your Best Physical Feature: My eyes, lips, and my smile I've been told...
Your Bedtime: Whenever I fucking feel like it usually...
Your Most Missed Memory: Opening Christmas presents around the tree with my family when my mother was still alive...I miss her lots...
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi and you KNOW IT!
MacDonalds or Burger King: Um...Mcdonald's for fries and nuggets, Burger King for burgers
Single or Group Dates: I'd much rather prefer single dates, but I don't mind groups either
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I'll have to go with Nestea on this one...peach freeezer rocks!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Hmmm...chocolate! But really I prefer Strawberry...*nods*
Cappuccino or Coffee: Definitely gotta have my cappy...cappuccino's all the way!
Do you Smoke: No, but I used to for like a 6 month period....long time ago, that was...
Do you Swear: Like my brain is replaced with Eminem's dirtiest lyrics!
Do you Sing: In the shower...I used to be on the choir at church and sang in plays, but I haven't done it in a while...
Do you Shower Daily: Yeah, right like I'm not going to feel pressured to say yes while thousands of people look on...gimme a break...of COURSE I don't...just kidding...no really! I do!
Have you Been in Love: Ugh, too many times...but I never give up the search
Fried chicken or baked: Come on, dude, I'm black...fried....A-DUH!
Do you want to get Married: Yes, if I ever get there...yes, of course...
Do you belive in yourself: Well, I do my best to...don't always succeed despite my boastful attitude sometimes...
Do you get Motion Sickness: Hell NO! Then I couldn't ever go to King's Dominion!
Do you think you are Attractive: I didn't ever used to because of my weight, but I've accepted it and I have gotten compliments now that I'm older...I think I'm am a fairly good looking guy...
Are you a Health Freak: Um, when I get the drive and I'm working out, I try to eat a lot healthier...
Do you get along with your Parents: Um, I did when my mom was alive...we were very close...and my dad may as well be dead...
Do you like Thunderstorms: Oh yeah...love 'em...I think they're hot...
Do you play an Instrument: No, not really...always wanted to play the drums and some kind of guiter...I'm working on it...
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yup, just recently...
In the past month have you Smoked: NO! I told you I quit!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No...I've given that stuff up for the most part...haven't for years now...
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I suppose so...went out with Hime a few times. Hopefully will be going out again soon
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yeah, that's an easy one, seeing as how I live up the street from one.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nah...damn, just because I'm chubby doesn't mean I'm a pig!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Unfortunately, not lately... I loves sushi! California rolls....yeha!
In the past month have you been on Stage: No...god, I wish I was...in a way I have, seeing as how I'm always trying to entertain people...
In the past month have you been Dumped: No, I haven't...not yet, anyway. But I am single, so I guess it's kinda hard to get dumped, eh?
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No...I wouldn't mind it though...I like crazy shit like that
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I don't think so...nah, I hate thieves...
Ever been Drunk: OH yeah...to a ridiculous point...
Ever been called a Tease: Yeah, I have...I'm very playful
Ever been Beaten up: In my youth...had to change schools because I was getting my ass kicked so much...but not on recent terms, no
Ever Shoplifted: Yeah, I have. Me and my friends used to steal candy from the store before school, thinking we were getting away with a great crime or something...lol
How do you want to Die: To the tune of "One-Winged Angel" from Final Fantasy 7
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I live in Neverland...I will NOT grow up! You CANNOT make me! And besides, I'm very grown up thank you very much...
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan! Tokyo, most likeky.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: None in particular, but I do fancy blue or green eyes.
Favourite Hair Color: Again, I don't prefer anything...I like multicolored hair, and I admit I do have a thing for blondes....please don't shoot me!!
Short or Long Hair: Um, I can't lie, I really do like longer hair...but short hair is sexy on the right people too *thinks of Hime*
Height: Um, anything from at least about my height, but I like shorter girls. Around 5'2" to 5'7" or so...
Weight: Doesn't matter...I like all body types, baby!
Best Clothing Style: Don't care as long as you love what you where and be yourself...I like preppy, to street, to punk, goth and all around! Mix it up!
Number of Drugs I have taken: 4
Number of CDs I own: About 2...had a LOT more....then I had to go and lose them...*grumbles*
Number of Piercings: none...used to have an earring, got infected...used to have a tongue ring...now ex-girlfriend made me take it out because she thought it was anti-Christian like, paganistic and "suggestively gay"...yeah, I know, bullshit
Number of Tattoos: 1...it's of my own design of Spider-Man with my signature name Pyro on it...it's on my left shoulder blade...drew it myself!
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Heh, normally I would name a million, but I've learned to let go of the past in my recent life!

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Music:

Eminem, The Exies, Nickelback, Breaking Benjamin, Techno/Trance, System of a Down, 50 cent, Gorillaz, Linkin Park, Show Tunes, J-pop, J-Rock, Papa Roach, Ludacris, Avril Lavigne, Evanescense, and John Mayer(among others)

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Movies:

I love absolutely LOVE STAR WARS...Star wars freak all the way! I may go overboard sometimes but I go crazy over anything Star Wars...if you wanted to talk me into something, buy me something Star Wars related...I'll melt like butter. But besides the Harry Potter movies(I've read the books too, of course)and the Spider-Man movies, I am biased to no film. I love movies period. I'm not fussy or picky. If it's on I'll watch it. No joke....Ha Ha! Free music video codes by ..

Television:

Hmmm...television....This ones kind of a no-brainer. I love TV almost as much as movies. But I normally only watch Adult Swim on Cartoon Network. It shows anime on the regular, and thats a must have. Besides that I like watching anything on G4TV...a big tech buff, I am. And I enjoy watching things on animals and old Nickelodeon game shows....and I love old cartoons. Otaku Generation all the way! I stand firmly on my unbiased entertainment standard!

Books:

No question about this one. Harry Potter...that's all that counts in my mind nowadays...I'm still working on Book 6, despite everyone I know reading it before me...but I'm almost done...so it's all good.

Heroes:

Heroes....hmmm...heroes...I would say one of my hero's is Stan Lee...yea I know it sounds geeky, but if it wasnt for him I would have never been so inspired to draw...I started because of Spider-Man, he's always been influential in my eyes.Let's also not forget George Lucas, Shigeru Miyamoto and Akira Toriyama.

My Blog

Why did I become an artist? (carried over from my Deviant Art page)

I'll tell you. When I was younger, all I cared about was school. I was a bookworm. I latched onto books and the accomplishment of learning because although I had a mother who took care of me and loved...
Posted by Pyro=<SMAWZUM> on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 07:29:00 PST

The darkest days of Pyro

Argh...all...that...TYPING! For nothing!!I lost my entire entry...because my net fucked me over.I got all in depth about my life and all the things that bother me in my life. Now, you all just have to...
Posted by Pyro=<SMAWZUM> on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 12:24:00 PST

Just pluggin' my Deviant Art profile. Don't look if you don't care...

Hi everyone! *waves* Nothing special here, just pluggin' my Deviant Art.If you guys really love me, please go by there and comment on some of my work. Good or bad, it doesn't matter. I've plugged it t...
Posted by Pyro=<SMAWZUM> on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 09:22:00 PST

Who's fault is it, really?

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Posted by Pyro=<SMAWZUM> on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 12:11:00 PST

Not much going on, a sucky poem, and an update nonetheless

*walks into room with conviction in three piece suit, bowler hat and sash* Here today, I bring everyone who bothers to read about me some news about myself. Now before you get all fidgety and anxious ...
Posted by Pyro=<SMAWZUM> on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 03:37:00 PST

What do I see when I gaze into the Mirror of Erised?

*gazes* Well, see myself with a family of my own. I'm a little embarrased to say it, but I have to honest.   I see me and a loving wife and at least two children. Although my image is a lot like ...
Posted by Pyro=<SMAWZUM> on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 10:44:00 PST

You know who is mega HOT!?

This guy...   Me, of course! Oh yeah... What...were you expecting someone else?   "I think that the most important thing is to be just be yourself. So that's what I'm gonna be when I grow u...
Posted by Pyro=<SMAWZUM> on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 04:15:00 PST

A Simple Statement...

FUCK you guys....   That is all......
Posted by Pyro=<SMAWZUM> on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 10:27:00 PST

Still kidding myself...

*sighs deeply* Thanks Sharonda...that's all I needed to hear right now.   You have helped make it that much more perfectly clear that I have zero chances of being with Hi-chan as long as I live. ...
Posted by Pyro=<SMAWZUM> on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 09:31:00 PST

New, Improved and resolute!

*applauds himself* Well, hi, ladies and gents! Yes, you read correctly, I'm new, improved and better than ever!What does that mean, you ask? Well, I'll tell you! I, Dorian Maurice Bryant, have reached...
Posted by Pyro=<SMAWZUM> on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 07:12:00 PST