Mike

Hi. My name is Mikhail, but most people’s attempts at the pronunciation of Mikhail sound about about as graceful as me (after a half dozen pints of Guiness) deciding that I can do a spectacularly authentic rendition of lil’ Wayne in Lollipop – the fact that the only word I know to the song is “lollipop,” and my lil’ wayne voice sounds like a trannie that just started his/her hormone therapy notwithstanding. So, we will make a deal: you can call me Mike, and in exchange I will spare you from hearing my drunken hip-hop serenades.