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About Me

Ten things you should know... 1. I'm a maw. My beautiful baby boy is 2 & the best thing I've ever done in my life even when he's screaming blue murder with earache. 2. I would like to get out more but...(see above)3. I'm an argumentative know it all who loves being right4. I AM usually right5. I used to have a life- no really, I mean a 4 day weekend life.. I honestly didnt work a Monday morning at one point for 5 years.6. I feel like I'm stuck in a social vacum, someone send me some new music that hasnae been on "this morning" as the guest artist- PLEASE! Help me!7. How the hell did technology progress so fast in just 5 years? It scares me but not in an old lady "I cant programme my dvd recorder" kind of way just a "bit freaked that my entire record collection now fits on a device the same size as a lighter & when will they be uploading tunes into my head" kind of way8. I can remember what it was like to use a computer without a mouse & you uploaded games via a tape recorder9. I was a teenager in the 80s- please stop wearing jumpers that look like the sort my aunties used to give me for xmas that went straight back to the shop cos they were so horrid...it honestly wasnt as good as you think it was- the polis used to give you a kicking if you even breathed in the wrong direction & the good drugs didnae arrive until 1987/88 when the decade was nearly over.10. I used to work in the community. I dont work just now but am planning a bit of a mid life crisis style career redirection when my boy is a bit bigger- I think it's about time I did something I want to do instead of trudging away doing a crap job just cos the money is good.Oh & one very important last thing-I'm no here for dating so don't even try it fat boy!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Everyone I say I'd really like to see play live (or meet) tends to die within a year of me saying it so I'll curse no more celebrities to instant death until I've seen them/met them!

My Blog

highs & lows of 2008

In no particular orderHighs___ 1. Explainin wot a "carpetmuncher" is 2 a former work colleague___ 2. Dead set (genius- I had zombie dreams 4 weeks)___ 3. Pete developing an imagination___ 4. Buying my...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Jan 2009 10:23:00 GMT

Busy busy busy!

Havent been on here for ages- mainly cos I just havent got time! Pete is toilet training (I defo wont go into details!) but is generally not too bad for a 2 1./2 yr old. Apart from the sitting down i...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Nov 2008 23:30:00 GMT

I won (kind of....)

Hey I forgot to give an update on the old next door neighbours nonsense- I had to go to burgh court to give my objection to the license renewal & it was fkn scarey cos the landlord is Kohli & ...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Jul 2008 13:25:00 GMT

My top 40 now Im 40!

   .. Respect- Aretha Franklin (been ma top tune since I was a nipper!) Try a little tenderness/That's how strong my love is Otis Redding (depends on ma mood which one I like the best) Pres...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 21:13:00 GMT

Big birthday nite oot!

A great big cheers me dears to everyone who made it out for my birthday- even those I managed to lose in sleazys cos I didnt think they were coming oops! What can I say- that's buckfast & red bull...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 13:47:00 GMT

Barceloooonnnnaaaaa!

Yes- we stood at the steps at the palau nacional in the pouring rain & I was tempted to pretend to be monserrat caval & we all know fruity ballet boy has a touch o freddie mercury about him- b...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 12:22:00 GMT

EWWWW!

There really isnt a relevant category for this- dinnae read it if you arent a middle aged wumman.... Ok so I'm firstly mega pissed- you know that sort of silent anger that makes you really quiet cos u...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 12:06:00 GMT

why (some) r&b is shit

Rite this is a re-edit of this blog cos I wrote it when I was hungover & it comes across with absolutely none of the humour I thought was there- I'm dryer than james bond's maritini me. Also ...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 16:04:00 GMT

Jelly for breakfast!

Hey hey- it's birthday season in full effect- I've just had 3 days of birthday related drinking he he! Pete had a great time at his wee party although why I spent 2 days cleaning the house only for 8 ...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 14:27:00 GMT

feeling tickety boo but the size o a coo

Ah- the joys of having had a good sleep for nearly a week now! Should’ve moved ma bed ages ago- big thanks to scott & andy for shifting the furniture & putting up wi ma da’s natter...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 03:13:00 GMT