getting drunk on cheap vodka, plotting revenge against the people on my "enemies list" (insert evil laugh here), obsessively pretreating my clothes, starting books but not finishing them, and ogling King of The Hill action figures on Ebay
the gunman from the grasy knoll, Sleater-Kinney, Conan O'Brien, Kate Winslet, and the elves who fix my shoes at night.
Fountains of Wayne, PJ Harvey, M.I.A., The Ramones, Sleater-Kinney, The Postal Service, N.E.R.D., Laura Lee, Ryan Adams, "Sgt. Rock" & "Thats Really Super Supergirl" by XTC, Suicide's "Ghost Rider," John Hiatt's "Have a a little faith in me," Bjork, Ted Leo and the Pharmacists, Josh Rouse, Badly Drawn Boy, Basement Jaxx, Jens Leckman's "You are the Light", Kylie Minogue, Aimee Mann, Frank Sinatra, Ben Folds Five, The Hives, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Pedro the Lion, Jack Johnson, Garbage, The White Stripes, Jet, Fannypack, Serge Gainsbourg, Patsy Cline, Nick Drake, Ella Fitzgerald, Semisonic
Say Anything, Being John Malkovich, A Little Princess (the remake), The Philadelphia Story, Secretary, The Godfather I & II (cliched choice, but still excellent), Disney movies, Moonstruck, The Royal Tenenbaums, Groundhog Day, The Princess Bride, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate factory, Annie Hall, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Hotel Rwanda, Down with Love, Anchorman, Igby goes down, Rushmore, Elf, The 40 year old virgin, Wedding Crashers, Swingers
Gilmore Girls, Fairly OddParents, Arrested Development, The U.K. Version of Coupling, PepperAnn, Pinky and the Brain, and the first three seasons of Buffy
Cloudy with a chance of meatballs (the coolest children's book ever written), High Fidelity, About a boy, How to be good, Kissing in Manhattan, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Me Talk Pretty One Day, Naked, Lucky Jim, Fraud, Bel Canto, Like water for chocolate, Calvin and Hobbes and Get Fuzzy collections, Youth in Revolt, Running with Scissors, Join me, The Lemony Snicket books, The Partly Cloudy Patriot, Assasination Vacation, White Teeth, Candyfreak
Zaphod Beeblebrox (Knowing who he is is one of the five signs of dork-dom but I still love you).