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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF, Man Fuck you - The Survey
Name: Dan Winslow
Birthday: No I don't have any kids
Birthplace: Mo-Vegas, VT
Current Location: Bozeman Montana (home of the fryed squirrel)
Eye Color: blue like a rasberry icee
Hair Color: Blonde, just like the hair on the body, in the trunk of my car
Height: 5'9"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Extreme handed
Your Heritage: Hampster
The Shoes You Wore Today: empty milk jugs
Your Weakness: definately not my bench (I'm up to 300-lbs)
Your Fears: getting ran over by a school bus (again)
Your Perfect Pizza: will be thrown at the window
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Sing Kareeokee to a bunch of ducks and a mean junkyard dog while hoola hooping my way into the whitehouse (twice)
Your Most Overused Phrase used while takeing a shit: fuck you
Thoughts First Waking Up: "Hey, why am I wet, what the hell!"
Your Best Physical Feature: I have 3 legs, ladies
Your Bedtime: I don't sleep I'm on crank
how many times have you almost been thrown in jail for statutory rape: eleventeen times
Pepsi or Coke: Crack
Taking a mexican shower at MacDonalds or Burger King: BK
Single or Group P.U.s (Public Urinations): peeing on car door handles
A friendly pinch on the ass or a deep stimulating grasp: DSG kid, followed by a pinch, then a welcoming slap to the face
Chocolate or Vanilla: Fred Durst (yeah woooo)
Which would you rather have in your lap,Cappuccino or Coffee: capp in mine, hot black coffee in yourz!
Do you Smoke crack: only if I find the crack on the grass by the payphone where that blackman was arrested the other day
Do you Swear: Yes, but I swear in control around infants and young kids, everyone else can go fuck themselves
Do you Sing: yeah, but only songs that say USA-USA-USA
Do you Shower Daily: nope, but I am cleaner than most tight rope walkers from the future
Have you Been in Love with a chicken before: I cry myself to sleep three times a month
Do you want to go to A College doorm and fight an RA on each floor: I already did, and now I'm rockin' 4 months in jail (AKA da Bird House)
Do you want to get Married to a hooker: only in Vegas
Do you belive that God will ever kill off thoese pesky Jews: nope
Does your woman get Motion Sickness, while she administers aeroplane head?: I got sick after I licked the fosset handles in the areoplane bathroom while recieving areoplane head.
Do you think you are Attractive to a Male Model: I don't think, I just 'gofer it'
Are you a Freak or something: Estoy Loco
Do you get along with your exgirlfriends Parents: I had sex with one of them, like the misses loves me, but I think the other one hates me
Do you like jackin' off at work?: fuck yeah, I get paid to cum
Do you play an Instrument: yeah, (the skin flute)
In the past day have you Drank Alcohol: yeah, rubbing alcohol
In the past month have you Smoked rubber cement? No, I'm into smoking krazy glue
In the past hour& 13 minutes have you been on Drugs: I've been filling out this goddamn servey for the last hour & 13 mins. The fucking sun went down for petes sake!
In the past month have you gone on a Datewith a bulimic: no (booo hoo)
In the past month have you gone to a Mall in the nude: yeah, I got in 3 fights with in 15 mins, it was awsome!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, since when do oreos come in a box?
In the past month have you eaten Sushit?: I dumpster dive for food, some of the stuff at the bottom is wet like sushi
In the past month have you barged on Stage at an old persons event?: YES, according to the DEA, and the Carson city sheriffs dept.,but I don't remember it. PCP is a hell of a drug.
In the past month have you ilegally Dumped trash: well, I dumped 2 weeks worth of trash on top of my car. When I drove off Mother Nature herself phushed it off, so I have to say, NOPE.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: T', I take showers, dummie
In the past week have you Stolen a dump truck?: Yes, thats my job
Ever been Drunk at a High School event this year: Yes, I snuck into a Prom, I was drunk and High on PCP, They threw me out after I jumped up on the stage, and ripped the big 'Prom 2007' sign down.
Ever been called a looser: Yeah Right, #1 baby! Always!
Ever been Beaten up: keep dreamin' pussy, I'm American!!!
Ever "juiced": yeah, I've been on the juice every time I ever jumped over the railing at a football game and started kicking the shit out of every player, including the home team! Pretty much that happens every home game, so uhhh, Yeah, steroids rule son! in
I like the kinda music that makes me want to drink an entire bottle of grain alcohol all alone, and then go out, knock on peoples doors and just start pissing. Then the people open there door and they get pissed on! It's really exciting. One album that fits into this catagory is: Paul Reubens Shuffel Board Bop 2002
Mostly I can't sit still long enough to watch a movie. But I'm sure I like a good story. Waynes World, Dazed and Confused, Ferris Beulers Day Off.
there fun to smash!
How to lure Children volumes 1,2 & 16 Don't bother reading volume 4 or 8, they suck :(
Anyone who lives life as a middle finger to the establishment. (here are some famous names of people who can dance with me at the '2004 High-Jams-Bop') Kurt Cobain, Chris Farley, Dave Chappelle