Mike

In the beginning, mere seconds after birth, I failed my first Apgar test(Google it - it's interesting). I was allowed a retest a few minutes later and I passed with a stellar 60%. This pretty much set the pace for my life. I'm not bad at tests, I'm just a severe under-acheiver. In fact, I'm pretty sure that when I was taking that first test, I COULD have breathed if I wanted to, I just didn't feel like it. Since then, I've gained nearly 150 lbs and grown by about 5 feet. My teeth fell out at roughly age 9. A new set grew in that a feng chewi expert painfully rearranged. On a whim one night, I got my hair shaved into a mohawk. Two years later on another whim, I shaved it off. Although I have the brains for higher education, I work construction. I get more enjoyment out of working with my hands and using my brain for extra-curricular activity. Yeah, I'm a geek. But check out those pipes!