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About Me

Hey everyone! I am just a kick back kind of guy. I like to work hard and play even harder. I enjoy pretty much anything active and I am usually willing to try anything atleast once. Get your head out of the gutter! Other then that, I enjoy my family and my friends; they mean the world to me.
We're all born the same, unfettered by preconceived limitations. Eventually, we submit to laws. There are those we must embrace in order to be free... The laws of iron and discipline. Then there are those we must challenge for that very same freedom... The laws of conformity and small-mindedness. The weight of these chains are so subtle, we forget them. This is how we are shackled, tamed. Normalcy becomes the rule and we grow comfortable with limits. Like a dog at the end of a leash, we move but never of our own will.
I will test my mettle, pull hard against these restraints. I will not let conventional thinking rule me. As I stand here, the chain will bury deep into my flesh, the weight will pull me down. But I will fight. I will defy gravity. If I fall, I will get right back up. Brothers, life is short and every minute that passes hurtles us closer to the end. In the time that I have, I have bound myself to this chosen life and it to me--these words are the contract that binds me to this sport... Upon it, I have signed my name in blood.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

If you have any questions, send me a message. I don't aspire to meeting anyone specific, I just enjoy meeting interesting people. Never hurts to make some new friends.

Music:

All kinds. I like rock (classic, new age, punk, hard, metal, etc), country, rap, r&b, indie and the list goes on and on.

If the music sounds good, then it's good, no loyalty to just one genre. Most artist put a lot of time and effort into their music, that alone is worth listening to.

Movies:

Shit, I watch too many movies. I guess it is one of those things you do a lot when you are poor.

Some favorites of mine are Boondock Saints, Pulp Fiction, Sin City, Talledega Nights, Super Troopers, Shooter, Gone in 60 Seconds, Billy MAdison, Transporter, and I am sure I could just go on and on with this list also.

Television:

Family Guy, Simpsons, ESPN Sports Center, South Park, and maybe a few others. That Heros show wasn't too bad and neither was Dead Like Me.

Books:

Not a huge reader, mostly dig into magazines, a little more catered to us stupid folk. HEHE.

Heroes:

Yah know, this is always a tough one for me. I think we all have a hero inside of us, it is just a matter of realizing what we are capable of before really appriciating it. Every person I have met has shown me what we are capible of. I see people daily that do really cruel things, and I see people everyday that do the most amazing of miracles.

My Blog

Why Carry A Gun?

I carry a gun whenever it is legal, and not impolite for me to do so. When I am entering the home or place of business of someone I don't know, I will inform them I am armed, and ask them if they woul...
Posted by BRiAN" on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 12:28:00 PST

If you Have Atleast One "X" Chromosome, Then Read It...

Here we go. I have been single now for a month. I have spoken to a lot of women in the past 30 days. The one thing that I have taken away from this month's experience is that I now remember why many g...
Posted by BRiAN" on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 10:29:00 PST

Tequila: Leave Shyness Behind

Tequila: Leave Shyness Behind Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doc...
Posted by BRiAN" on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 03:23:00 PST

Shocker Glossery

ANAL BOOT [n] - An anal boot is when you take a pitcher of beer, everyone spits in it, someone stirs it with their cock and then the mixture is poured through the crack of a man ass into the waiting m...
Posted by BRiAN" on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 10:16:00 PST

Beverage Guide - Over 21

Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.The Results: Drink: ...
Posted by BRiAN" on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 03:52:00 PST

Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Eve...
Posted by BRiAN" on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 03:39:00 PST

Redneck Pick-Up Lines

1) Did you fart? Cause you blew me away. 2) Are yer parents retarded? Cause ya sure're special. 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea . I can't hold it in. 4) Do you have a library card? ...
Posted by BRiAN" on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 03:38:00 PST

Physical Activity and the Immune System - Final

Physical Activity and the Immune System History of Immune System Approximately 100 years ago a German physiologist by the name of G. Schultz gave birth to the idea that acute amounts of physica...
Posted by BRiAN" on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 10:20:00 PST

Pirifomis Injury - Reovery

Simple Physiology Any muscle repetitively used needs to have an opportunity to recover. This recovery can either be on Natures clock, or can be facilitated and sped up with proper knowledge and treatm...
Posted by BRiAN" on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 12:47:00 PST

12 Steps to the Perfect Clean

You have a nearly unlimited list of exercises to choose from when designing a resistance training program. Narrowing that list down to the six or eight exercises that are goin...
Posted by BRiAN" on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 10:07:00 PST