Happy Lucky Combo

A high school music teacher, an avant-garde percussionist, a lecturer of clarinet and a guy with an accordion walk into a bar. The bartender says, “What is this, some kind of joke?” The band orders three scotches and a bottle of Manishevitz. “This has gotta be a joke,” said the bartender. “It's no joke,” said one. “It's a riddle,” said another, "or a joke that starts with a question." "What's the question?", asked the bartender. "What happened to social intercourse?" "So it is a joke!" the bartender said. "It's no joke. We're losing the oral tradition for lack of social intercourse." (to be continued...)