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Judge not, that ye be not judged. For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what

About Me


When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries of life disappear and life stands explained.

Lets just say.... I'm sarcastic...very sarcastic.. I love to love.. I cuss like a fuckin sailor.. and I don't give a fuck what you think.. I can be one of the nicest people you'll ever meet or a total bitch... it's your choice...My friends are my family without a doubt..I have the most amazing best friends anyone could ever ask for.. I live for my fam.. I'm a klutz..I'm comfortable in my skin but not comfortable enough.. inconsistently consistent..always happy yet tempermental...deep and cold at the same time.. if you actually get through my exterior and all layers that make me..then we're tight for life and you're one of the few who can understand me... I'm krazy... and there's usually insane good times when I'm around...unless my ass is sucked into a stool..then just kick me over..and I'll come alive again. When you first meet me or we hang.. I never ask questions.. I think questions can be easily answered with only the things people want you to hear. So I watch... patiently.. lurking.. reading everyone.. thats how I truly get to know someone..by how they are and act on the real. I'm obviously not here for hookin up.. I don't need a computer for that..besides I'm more liable to hurt you than love you. I rarely add anyone I dont know...so you assholes already know all this ish about me..and I've totaly wasted my time typing. Bastards. No beer for you. Now move the fuck along.

You can spend minutes, hours, days, weeks, even months over analyzing a situation; trying to put the pieces together, justifying what could've, should've, would've happened or you can just leave the pieces on the floor and move the fuck on."

Quote: "You laugh because I'm different. I laugh
because you're all the same."



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Myspace Chinese Astrology

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind"...Theodore Geisel AKA Dr. Suess...

Merry ye meet and merry ye part, bright the cheeks and warm the heart. Mind ye threefold law ye should, three times bad and three times good.

"It doesn't matter where you end up in the end, but how you've treated the people you know and love along the way."

Your Beauty lies in Individuality. Different, amazing, and all your
own. You like to be set apart from all others and most love that you do. You are
solitary at times, but for the most part, there is no greater compliment to
you than someone telling you that you are different. You're most likely a bit of
a fighter and you hate it when anyone attempts to change who you are. You
wear what you want, look how you want and don't let anyone tell you what do to. You
can be a little immature at times and have trouble dealing with authority and
asking others for help. You like to do things yourself and are independent
almost to a fault. But, people still find your individuality amazing and the fact
that no matter what happens or what anyone else thinks about it, you
will not change who you are. You're a very generous and giving person, but perhaps a bit stubborn in ways.

My Interests

General?? I'm not general at all.. I'm actually quite fuckin crazy.My current likings include:

Randomness.

The unknown.

Throwing monkey poo.

New peeps who are as sarcastic as me.

Talkin smack to my brutha.

Humor.

Yelling obscenities out the window at random jerk offs.

Conveniently start speakin to random peeps walkin by like they know me.

Making Faces.

Leinenkugel's.

Religion. Every "religion".

Jedi Mind Tricks.

making weird noises.

Acting like a ninja.

The word squishy.

Going out.

My people.

Izze.

Sneakers.

Chocolate peanut butter ice cream.

BBoyin.

Graf.

Art.

People who talk shit.

Alliteration.

Illiteration.

Sarcasm.

and not you.

Run along now.

I'd like to meet:

People as sick and twisted as me..sarcastic.. unique.. original.. creative.. intelligent...witty...have a heart...People who say what's on their mind regardless of what others think.. most of all, people who are real and not pretend real..

Music:


I'm fucking diversified~Music is my everything and rarely ever twists me up. Beats are the blood that my body requires to stay nourished.The Streets*Frou Frou*Sade*Portishead*Sublime*Beastie Boys*Mr. Bungle* Morcheeba* Massive Attack* Mighty Bostones*KRS One*Talib Kweli*Rage Against the Machine* social Distortion* Atmosphere* Hollywood Undead* Sage Francis*Skatenigs*Gym Class Heroes*MF Doom*Aesop Rock*The Bird & Bee*The Sounds* Peaches* Mindless Self Indulgence *Marilyn Manson * Billy Bragg* Skatenigs* Run DMC* Esthero * 27 * Vaux * Fugazi * Massive Attack * Morcheeba *The Smiths * The Ramones * Amy Winehouse* Cage * Every Time I Die *Jedi Mind Tricks *Erikah Badu * Missy Elliot * Timbaland * DMX *Delinquent Habits *DRE *Circle Jerks * Head Automatica *Circa Survive *Mos Def *Pixies *Deftones *M.I.A. *Dubtribe * DB * Dara * Diesel Boy *Limp Bizkit *X-Ecutioners * Scratch Pickelz * Qbert * Dillinja *AK 1200 *White Zombie *Danzig * Ministry *Ming & FS * Common ...and the fuckin list continues..

Move along now.

Movies:

Fight Club..Resevoir Dogs.. Pulp Fiction..Seven..What dreams may become..The Ring..The Grudge.. Saw (1,2,3)..The lost Boys...Stnad by me..Labrynth..Dazed & Confuzed..Friday

Television:

Anything with you getting hit in the face.

Books:

What are these books you speak of?

Heroes:

Dr. Seuss

My Blog

Steady Penis Application

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Just fuckin read me...

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walkahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside meeither. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.2. The journey of a thousand miles beg...
Posted by ♠Slim Peaches♠ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Life

I've learned....That life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end,the faster it goes.I've learned....That we should be glad God doesn't give us everything we ask for.I've learned...
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