Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain |
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.Leading hand sanitizers...
Posted by Mistea on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 11:36:00 PST |
PMS haha! |
This is an actual letter sent to Proctor and Gamble from Wendi Aarons,Austin , TX , regarding their feminine products.Dear Mr. Thatcher,I have been a loyal user of your Always Maxi Pads for over 20 ye...
Posted by Mistea on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 12:38:00 PST |
Dear Alcohol |
Dear Alcohol,First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours.As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're ev...
Posted by Mistea on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 09:29:00 PST |
How fun! |
RULES: ** You are only allowed to use icons, photos, and random images (generally used to leave comments, etc.) YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO USE ANY TEXT.** You CAN NOT use the same icon to answer more than...
Posted by Mistea on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 10:29:00 PST |
Hysterical! |
DRUNK DIALING RULES
1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk....don't try to fake it..trust me it won't work.2. It's ok to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, then it didn't hap...
Posted by Mistea on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 09:22:00 PST |
I’ve learned... |
Good friends are hard to come by....I've learned that:1. A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself and doesn't feel even the least bit ...
Posted by Mistea on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 03:57:00 PST |
*insert witty title here* |
SELF LOATHING What do you hate about yourself? hmmmm the fact that I won't answer this question cause I don't want to let ppl know what I dislike about myselfWhat do you think people say about you wh...
Posted by Mistea on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 02:41:00 PST |
Randomness |
The most random survey
What's the first thing you do when waking up in the morning?push the snooze button
Do you prefer a shower or bath?showers
How many times a day do you brush your teeth?like 3 or ...
Posted by Mistea on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 09:20:00 PST |
BADASS |
This is the most badass video I have EVER seen
ohhhhhh ya and this one too......
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Posted by Mistea on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 05:47:00 PST |
My Top 8 |
Top 81.Lauren 2. Taylor 3. Erin 4. Mike 5. Destiny 6. Barbie 7. Rachel 8. Joe
Number 1How long have you known this person?ummmm like 2 1/2 yrs
2. What's one thing you like about this person?Ther...
Posted by Mistea on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 02:05:00 PST |
