BAD ASS MARTIN

I like to make lists. I live to rock out with my Spock out. I'm a big fan of appetizers and umbrella drinks. I am a championship napper. I have crumbs in my bed. I am random, I love the smell of gas. I leave projects unfinished. I enjoy honking at fat chics and whistling to make them feel sexy. I am petrified of carnival workers and teletubies. I'm obsessed with fresh office supplies. I rarely say "I love you". I despise nickels. My criteria for dating a girl... My current list: A) Hot B) Old enough to vote, but still too young to drink. Seems incomplete. Perhaps, "mute" would be a nice addition. The important thing to remember is that I do whatever the fuck I want, I don't give a fuck what you think and I'm the one and only Bad Ass Martin. Period. Layouts