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emily

I am here for Friends

About Me

I'm obsessed with my hair. I don't care as much about what you look like as much as myself. Does that make me a bad person? You bet it does!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

r kelly. really, who cares what he's done, he's R KELLY.

My Blog

7 thing you don't already know about yourself

If you comment1. I'll respond with something random I like about you.2. I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.3. I'll name something we should do together.4. I'll say something that only mak...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 16:06:00 GMT

stuff

1.You and Jesus go out to dinner - who pays?of course i would. i mean, he created us right? oh god, that made me nauseous just writing that. god, i don't know. he'd probably just use his mom's credit ...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 15:55:00 GMT

jesus is magic. he is indeed

30 unknown facts/secrets about yourself:1. When was the last time you shaved your legs?october 2000. you don't have to say a thing.2. What were you doing this morning at 8am?sleeping you moron. i...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 18:31:00 GMT

69 odd questions (68, cause i deleted a dumb one)

Are your parents married or divorced?: bothAre you a vegetarian? definitely. i need to be more disciplined though.Do you believe in Heaven?: i don't really care.Have you ever come close to dying?: umm...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 15:24:00 GMT

hairy back

1. My ex is still...HOPEFULLY GAY, BECAUSE WHAT WOULD THAT SAY ABOUT ME?2. I am listening to... NOTHING, BUT UNFORTUNATELY I HAVE JOAN OSBOURNE IN MY HEAD.3. Maybe I should...BRUSH MY TEETH AND CHECK ...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 22:05:00 GMT

stray cat needs home/foster home!! please help!!

i found a stray cat in canby. it was dying on the sidewalk. i took it to the vet and had him all cleaned up. he had to have surgery on his paws (poor guy!). unfortunately, he is FiV positive. he is st...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 21:40:00 GMT

8 am

i was in the middle of this huge open ground. a couple of other kids, i think some people i worked on the smyrc fundraiser with, and myself were throwing this huge party in the middle of nowhere. ther...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 11:13:00 GMT

bla bla bla

Body: 100 Yes's or 100 No'sYou can only say yes or no.You are not allowed to explain anything.1. Taken a picture naked? -- yes2. Painted your room? -- yes3. Kissed a member of the same sex? -- yes4. D...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 23:03:00 GMT

.1

i'm at my grandma's house with a bunch of characters from the l word. the house looks just like my grandma's, everything, even the front lawn. we're hanging out in the living room, sitting have a good...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 16:53:00 GMT

my mom called me pt. 2

so my mom called me two weeks or so after she first called me on mother's day. she asked if she should just give up calling. bitch, you've only called me twice and you're already giving up? jesus. don...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Aug 2005 14:13:00 GMT