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A HOLIDAY MESSAGE FROM MCR & TBS
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My Chemical Romance Quotes

Gerard Way:

"Hey girls, you're beautiful. Don't look at those stupid magazines with sticklike models. Eat healthy and exercise. That's all. Don't let anyone tell you you're not good enough. You are good enough, you are too good. Love your family with all your heart and listen to it. You are gorgeous, whether you're a size 3 or a size 14. It doesn't matter what you look like on the outside, as long as you're a good person, as long as you respect others. I know it's been told hundreds of times before, but it's true. Hey girls, you are beautiful."

"Well if you're gonna get something for me don't spend more than 25 bucks... you'll get a blowjob anyway."

Gerard: Yea I lost my virginity a long time ago... I THINK I liked it.
Interviewer: Yea...umm…that wasn't the question.
Gerard: Oh I know. I forgot the question and made up my own.

Crowd: *Cheering*
Gerard: *Shhhh’s to lead into “Welcome to the Black Parade”*
Crowd: *Some shut up, most still c’heering*
Gerard: *Shhhh’s again*
Crowd: *Some shut up, most still cheering*
Some random person in the crowd: HE'S TELLING YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Interviewer: Romantic night in or wild night out?
Gerard: Wild night IN. *Smirks*

"I know something that you don’t. And that is... that I'm not wearing any underwear."

"Everyone treats you like you're a kid so you might as well act like one and throw your television out the hotel window."

Interviewer: If you could have sex with Paris Hilton, would you film it?
Gerard: Uh, no I wouldn't want anyone to know I did that.

"There was a moment in my life when I really wanted to kill myself. And there was one other moment when I was close to that. . . . But even in my most jaded times, I had some hope."

“Are You On Our Side And You Want To Be Diffrent Or Are You On That Side And You Want To Throw A Football At My Head?”

“I dont think having a My Chemical Romance action figure will make a kid start his own band, I like to think it will make him save children from a burning building.”

Gerard: Well you know what we say to them?
Crowd: FUCK YOU!
Gerard: "All right, well we can disagree...we say FUCK YOU!

"It tastes like.... Someone stole my wallet. Ya know?"

Interviewer: If you could date any super hero, who would it be?
Gerard: OH, BATMAN!!!!

"There's such a lack of sex in music."

"If for one minute you think you're better than a sixteen-year-old girl in a Green Day t-shirt, you are sorely mistaken. Remember the first time you went to a show and saw your favorite band. You wore their shirt, and sang every word. You didn't know anything about scene politics, haircuts, or what was cool. All you knew was that this music made you feel different from anyone you shared a locker with. Someone finally understood you. This is what music is about."

"People think we're effin loaded for some reason. Just ‘cause we got all this bling on. People think we're rich vampires."

"Music dorks love us."

"Beach balls at festival shows are the work of the devil."

"So how was Christmas for you guys? Did you all get lots of nice black tee shirts?"

"I'd rather be a creature of the night than an old dude."

"I don't understand this 'cutesy front man' tag I've been given. I just thought people liked me because I'm a crazy asshole."

"It takes a while to tell stories, I think it's because I was drunk for three years."

"I carry like 5 jackets with me all the time...even though I’m only wearing one. I'm a jacket slut."

"Look at me, with my pretty bracelet and tiara... I'm a fuckin' princess!"

Camera Guy: Dude, you look fuckin' freaky in night vision.
Gerard: Do I? *Laughs insanely*

"Occasionally, some motherfucker's gonna try and use you for their doomsday device. You know what you say to them? You say, 'YOU. CANNOT. DESTROY. ME!' "

(Drunk after a game of kickball) "It was biblical and amazing and dramatic and I fucked up a little but you know what? I was uh.. I was good."

(Drunk) "What happened was.. I um.. went right off the sidewalk into the bushes. I was like 'wooo!!' (Sounding worried) I killed like so many plants!"

"I need liquor!"

Girl: You guys are so awesome!
Gerard: I'm over medicated!

Camera Guy: Why were you late?
Gerard: 'Cause we wanted to eat at a diner. Not drinking. Not partying.
Camera Guy: Just eating.
Gerard: (Shaking head) Just wanted a veggie burger.

"PISSING YOUR LIFE AWAY ON SUICIDE IS FUCKING BULLSHIT!!"

"This shit is easy peezy pumkin peezy. Pumkin pie motherfucker!"
(Drunk after kickball)

"If you don't go to highschool you will definatly go to jail."

"Be Yourself, Don't take anyone's shit and never let them take you alive."

"I give you a penalty for roughage!"

"What I Like about The Sims is that I don’t have a normal life at all, so I play this game where these people have these really boring, mundane lives. It’s fun. My Sims family is called the Cholly family. I don’t know why I picked that name; it’s kind of random. The teenage daughter is my favourite, because I just had her go through this Goth phase. She’s really kind of nerdy and she just became a concert violinist, which is pretty huge for the family. And she got into private school. But she started wearing black lipstick and she dyed her hair purple. It’s pretty huge."

Gerard: Hey look! We're all wearing slip ons!
Reporter: Is that some kind of statemment?
Gerard: Hell yeah! It says fuck laces!

"HA! I looked hot as a chick!"

Frank Iero:

"I can't imagine any other bands having better kids than ours, and if they do at least I know our kids can beat up their kids.

Interviewer: What's your most memorable moment on The Taste of Chaos?
Frank: This moment right now.
Interviewer: Right now?
Frank: 'Cause it's fresh in my memory.

Camera Guy: Have you read the new Ellen DeGeneres book yet?
Frank: Mm-hmm.
Camera Guy: And how was it?
Frank: It made me a lesbian. I wanna date girls now.
Camera Guy: I can't handle that.
Hmm. You need to have an open mind.

"This is a band that will save your life."

"I would date Gerard."

"I've never downloaded anything, really. I'm anti-computer and I enjoy buying records."

"Asshole. I was such an asshole! Uhhh Delinquent. I was told I was too intelligent for my own good but I don't know about that. I didn't like authority and this was at ten."

"If you don't listen, you're never gonna learn."

"People never cease to amaze us."

"Something is vibrating!"

"Yes we are currently on tour for the rest of our natural lives."

Mikey Way:

"Yeah, I'm kind of upset that I'm going to die tomorrow." (On the "Ghost of You" video)

"People have me sign asthmatic inhalers all the time. im not actually asthmatic, but uh... i sign em, and you bring em!"

"We're also metal in the sense that we've a lot of metal on our instruments and I have quite a lot on my belt buckle as well."

"I could eat my body weight in sushi."

"Yeah, I have a headache, really bad. I was in a gas station and there was a pot of coffee and I looked at it for about a minute and then my brother [motions at Gerard] got a coffee and he taunted me."

"We’re really greedy about the electricity in our iPods. We hoard it. We’re like, ‘Yo, I’m only on half a fucking battery and I have a plane ride!' "

"I don't chaffe because I don't have feelings."

Guy: MIKEY! Did you flood the toilet?!
Mikey: I dont know! It's just -- Oh gosh! It's overflowing!"

"Ashlee Simpson told me she had our CD."

There's less violence in the world when people are using Hula-Hoops.

Ray Toro:

Interviewer: If you could rename the band, what would you call it?
Ray: My Videogame Romance."Me and Gerard are both 28 so we're both really mature."
*Sticks hand in cupcake*
*Laughs*
"Look! I just put my hand in a cupcake. Hahaha."
*Continues to talk while licking fingers*

Bob Bryar:

"Guys I think I figured out why the cameras are here. It's Brian Schechter's sneaky way of spying on us."

"I get these urges to fuck off sometimes."

"People think that moose are really gentle and goofy but they aren't; they're fucking animals."

Group Quotes:

Interviewer: So, who's most likely to stick a fork in the toaster?
Gerard and Frank: *Look at eachother* Mikey.
Frank: Didn't he actually do that once? When the bread was stuck...
Gerard: Or the time he brought the radio in the shower with him.

(About being on TRL)
Frank: I felt like I was a GhostBuster. That's famous. GhostBuster famous.
Gerard: *Laughs* Yeah, GhostBusters.

Frank: Did you drink the last beer?
Gerard: Well, you know, it's not my goddamn fault there was only one left.

Frank: Has goldfinger ever had a flock of mooses advancing on him? It's a terrifying sight.
Mikey: That's not the plural of moose, it's moosi.
Gerard: Fuck off, it's meese.

Mikey: Go fuck your mom.
Gerard: She's your mom too dumbass.

Leah Miller Of Much Music: Do you guys have any fetishes?
Bob: Beards.....
Frank: Yeah, beards....

Q: In 'You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison' the main character is made to do pushups in drag. If you were forced to so something in drag, what would you choose to do?
Gerard: Karate.
[Everyone breaks out in laughter]
Frank: I liked the "if you were forced, what would you choose to do."
Gerard: It's like the drag fairy comes by and says "what would you like to do?" Ahhmm yeah, karate.
Frank: Really?
Gerard: No. Really, I would do what I did when I dressed in drag this one time before. I went to school in drag, in art school and my day was completely different because everybody thought I was a chick.
Frank: He looked like Christina Ricci.
Gerard: You should see me as a chick. So I went as a girl, as like an experiment and it worked really well and everyone was really nice to me but I couldn't talk obviously... You know train conductors were really cool to me on my commute...
Frank: I would date Gerard.
Gerard: HA! I looked hot as a chick.

Frank: Popsicles should be the new black and then everyone would have one.
Mikey:I like popsicles.

Bob: (Zooms in on a dirty magazine on the floor) You got a little reading material there, Ray Toro?
Ray: That's.. not mine!!

Q: Vampires or Werewolves?
Gerard: Vampires
Frank: Vampires
Mikey: Vampires
Frank: PIRATES!
Ray: Actually, I like werewolves better, so I go with werewolves.
Frank: Traitors!

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