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Maggie~May

I am here for Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Fantastic, yet another way to be in competition with people that I have no chance of beating. Screw it here goes... drenched with uncertainty lies me, another love sick, awkward teen. I don't have goals or earth shattering opinions on... anything. I am not some child prodigy that will go down in history for anything besides being capable of putting my foot and fist in my mouth, and capable of going on and on about nothing (obviously). So if you really want to know about me than either your already a rather disturbed individual aka one of my few so-called friends or your bored as hell and in search of a time consuming hobbie. Since I'm such a nice person I'll worn you about my toxic self. I am mentally unstable, stressed, and confused, hence I'm alive. I am nowhere near thin, hence I have no self confidence. I am a Drama Nerd, wall flower, and a social leper, hence I'm castout. Your highschool/teenage years are the best of your lives, bullshit, their the worst. The whirl pool between childhood and adulthood that sucks you under the influence of hip trends, newage virtues, and psychotic jargen (told ya I can go on about nothing). In closing I am an over weight 16 year old redhead girl that likes alternative music, scary movies, school plays, babysitting, all forms of art, and watching hours upon hours of mind numbing television. I have a little 13 year old brother named Joey, black streaks in my naturally red hair, I suck at painting both finger nails and toe nails, my cat named Spring shares my hair color (red not black), our family dog Sasha is a siberian husky. I'm obsessed with an actor that noone else (that i know) likes. I have lived in the same house since I was a baby. I am in love with a guy that has no idea how much I care about him. I have been to 5 different schools all starting with the letter S. I have an extreme hatred for mathematics. My parents are currently in the process of divorce. I choked on a taco on stage in front of people. Anywho if you saw be in a crowd I'd be the one trampeling 5 year olds in attempt to get out of the massive group of "normal" people that really do scare me. I am the unoriginal conforming non conformist and in no way am I proud. I will niver be another rail thin brunette or blonde. I am Magdalene Patricia Carson and finally proud of being the freakish thing that is me.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Definetly Adam Ferrara he is the comedic god. If I had a time machine I'd really would've enjoyed meeting Edgar Allen Poe, and Charlie Chaplin. My dream guy I think would be a combination of them both. Therefore I have invented... Chedgar Challen Poe. Also I'd love to meet Stuart Townsend, he has been the center of my attention for the past few years. He is the worlds sexiest man in my opinion, and if it were up to me he'd be 10 years younger and 50lbs. heavier so that I would have a chance. I might have to kill Charlize too but that's only if she gets in the way.

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