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Twizzler

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

Holler!!!! Okay, so I am a total Brooklynite who recently moved to Queens. I love both boroughs, but I am never letting go of my Brooklyn accent. Um...a few things about me: I have a jaywalking ticket. (Yup! My walking record is worse than my driving record.) I sing on the treadmill. I quote elderly women (The Golden Girls, Judge Judy, and Sue Johannsen) all the time. I drag strangers into sticker-pic booths with me. I am always laughing. I am a hopeless romantic trapped in a slut's body. I don't snore. I don't look like my father. I totally overuse "LOL!" I can have an awesome time simply walking up and down the aisles of CVS and Duane Reade. (Not Rite Aid! It is waaaaaaaay too expensive.) Um...I never judge. I love everyone. I always carry two smiles with me: one for me and one for you. Who wants to laugh with me? :)Okay...here is a line from last night's (2/4/09) The Golden Girls to cheer you up. Rose: "Dorothy, is this a good champagne?"...Dorothy: "I don't know, Rose. The '2 for 7 dollars' label is covering the vintage." LOL!!! I love my Golden Girls.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Okay...it is time for a New Year's Resolution. I totally am going to learn to clean my own apartment so I can fire my housekeeper. I know she is totally stealing my Pro-Activ. But my Spanish sucks, and whenever I try to fire her, she starts cooking. There must be two ways of saying "fire" in Spanish. Um...I plan to find the guy of my dreams. I will search everywhere I haven't searched yet, which limits me to Wal-mart and Costco. Um...I plan to eat less McDonald's. (I recommend you sell your stock immediately.) And I promise to actually put up my Christmas tree next year. LOL! That about does it. No wait! I still want to meet a porn star...just one.....................................Here is a line from The Golden Girls to get your day started. So...the ladies get tickets to see Burt Reynolds, and Blanche books a cheesy hotel with hot men in the lobby. Some guys think the ladies are prostitutes and offer them money for a good time. Dorothy: "Plenty of ladies who will take our money???? Do you know what he thinks we are?".......Rose: "Waitresses???" I love it.

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