Okay...it is time for a New Year's Resolution. I totally am going to learn to clean my own apartment so I can fire my housekeeper. I know she is totally stealing my Pro-Activ. But my Spanish sucks, and whenever I try to fire her, she starts cooking. There must be two ways of saying "fire" in Spanish. Um...I plan to find the guy of my dreams. I will search everywhere I haven't searched yet, which limits me to Wal-mart and Costco. Um...I plan to eat less McDonald's. (I recommend you sell your stock immediately.) And I promise to actually put up my Christmas tree next year. LOL! That about does it. No wait! I still want to meet a porn star...just one.....................................Here is a line from The Golden Girls to get your day started. So...the ladies get tickets to see Burt Reynolds, and Blanche books a cheesy hotel with hot men in the lobby. Some guys think the ladies are prostitutes and offer them money for a good time. Dorothy: "Plenty of ladies who will take our money???? Do you know what he thinks we are?".......Rose: "Waitresses???" I love it.