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We Modern Cadets

About Me



OK, so I cropped our stupidly pretentious bio.We are only on Myspace because it pleases us all greatly to use Rupert Murdoch's bandwidth to play our songs, whilst blocking all the adverts so he doesn't get any money from us (Please don't click on the ones you see, either. We know you're not that dumb.)

We won't blind-add folk we don't know either, because we're not fucking losers.

We don't really do verses or choruses or any of that Oasis-style shite.

WE MODERN CADETS ENJOY PLAYING MUSIC!

WE MODERN CADETS ARE BORED OF FANCY MYSPACE LAYOUTS!

NONE OF WE MODERN CADETS CAN SING VERY WELL BUT OCCASIONALLY WE SCREAM OUR BOLLOCKS OFF!

WE MODERN CADETS WILL GIVE AWAY ALL OF OUR MUSIC FOR FREE!

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 24/09/2007
Band Website: INTERNET DOT COM
Band Members: Bob (.12's/.9's, Bleeps, Falling Over, Stacks)
Scott (.10's, Flailing, Twins)
Lawrence (Tubs, Gurning, Trainee Astronaut*)
Mark (Fourstrings, Violence)

*actually true
Influences: Early 80's US Stadium Rock, Anal Cunt, Madonna, Slayer, Keenan and Kel, Will Smith circa Fresh Prince, Salt 'n' Pepa, DJ Jazzy Jeff, Kriss Kross. We, too, will make you jump jump.
Sounds Like: 80's action movies soundtracks
Record Label: Actual physical media is for chumps

My Blog

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Physical exercise is exclusively for masochists! Also, we have a couple of gigs soon, whoop!Love Scoots xx
Posted by on Sat, 28 Jun 2008 16:25:00 GMT