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albert

akugel

About Me


My Interests

interpretive dance, karate, bold chex mix, robots, mr. belvedere

Music:

Classic Rock, cock rock, jazz funk, hard blues, and this:

Books:

who are we trying to impress?

Heroes:

Redd Foxx

My Blog

Lancaster Move

I moved back to Lancaster to help out on a business venture with family. I'm also doing some blogging for a marketing website on the side, which I don't quite know how I feel about. Is blogging lame?...
Posted by albert on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 04:27:00 PST

Go to my real blog

This will provide you with hours of entertainment. ..or at least a few minutes.. ...
Posted by albert on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 08:09:00 PST

stereo sale

also trying to sell some stereo we found stashed away at our biker hideout. this will give you a sense of my marketing talent: by offering an incentive such as a free gift, increases your chances of ...
Posted by albert on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 08:44:00 PST

shoe sale

I'm trying to liquidate some merchandise that is lying around. hope this works!
Posted by albert on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 07:24:00 PST

TV Guide for the Web


Posted by albert on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 02:47:00 PST

Iraqi Invasion a Blitzkrieg

This is old news. I'm just posting this for posterity's sake. It's pretty funny. Germany gave US Saddam's was plan
Posted by albert on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 09:29:00 PST

Myspace Band Feature: En Garde!

Once in awhile, I like to detail one myspace band that truly captivates. Today's featured music act comes at you from Ottawa. Named En Garde!, this duo, or "musical synergy", consists of "two Canadian...
Posted by albert on Sun, 07 May 2006 05:32:00 PST

Stephen Colbert Roasts Bush

Colbert spoke at the White House Correspondents Dinner. It's awesome, b/c Bush is like 10 feet from him during his speech!  Truly one of the great moments in satire.  Google Video has the wh...
Posted by albert on Sat, 06 May 2006 09:49:00 PST

Movie Trailer Mash-Ups

They are really just parodies. It's a poor name for them, it's really a shame it took. It's probably some loser tech journalist that came up with using 'mash-up' here. Brokeback to the FutureNow-famou...
Posted by albert on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 12:07:00 PST

Tour of Paris at 140 mph

Here's a cool movie that deserves your full attention. You can only enjoy it fully by putting your speakers on high and watching it at work. When the Arche is in view, this is when he hits 140... ah...
Posted by albert on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 03:56:00 PST