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About Me

Amanda is...
..short and asian.
..arsty fartsy.
..part of the itty bitty titty committee.
..dreaming to be an awesome acrobat and join Cirque de Soleil so she can swing from chandeliers and tight ropes and do magical things.
..not physically able to do any acrobatics what-so-ever.
..very easily annoyed so back off.
..unable to function normally in society.
..never going to embrace the fat. EVER.

My Interests

The rain, the lane, the trees, the breeze.
Give me a number six at WHATABURGER please?
Good books, cute looks, pretty hair, clean air.
Finding cool stuff that's really really rare.
Long fall days, sour cream and onion lays.
I like waking up to a nice white haze.
Swimming in a lake, eating vanilla cake, a lot of love, a big white dove.
Writing silly things people don't know of.

I'd like to meet:

A good luck charm because, at this moment, my luck is crap.
My friends when they're old and bitter.
An awesome dancer so they can teach me some moves.

Music:

A Fine Frenzy. Beatles. Cursive. Deathcab. Early November. Feist. Gallows. Huey-- POP LOCK AND DROP IT. Incubus. Jimmy Eat World. Keane. Last Winter. Muse. NOFX. Of Montreal. Play Radio Play. Q--Queen? NO. Regina Spektor. Say Anything. Taking Back Sunday. the Umbrellas. the Verve. the Who. X.... Y.... Z-ZZ-z-z-z-z...

Movies:

Pride and Prejudice. Moulin Rouge. 28 Weeks Later. How to Deal. Eternal Sunshine for a Spotless Mind. Elephant. 300.

Television:

I don't have cable

Books:

How I Became Stupid. Great Expectations. I Love You More Than You Know. Flowers for Algernon. Extremely Loud and Incrediblely Close.

Heroes:

Look at this bitch.
She's a PIMP.
I love her :]

My Blog

15 Things In Case You Ever Go on Jeopardy

-A one minute kiss burns 26 calories.-The bullfrog is the only animal that never sleeps.-You exhale at 15 mph.-The seven points on the Statue of Libery's crown represent the seven continents.-Beavers ...
Posted by AMANDAwins. on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 08:02:00 PST

Things to do Before I Die

I have looked back on my life and it seems that things have been rather dull. I want to change that. So I am here today to pledge that by the time I die I will do the following so that my tombstone wi...
Posted by AMANDAwins. on Tue, 29 May 2007 11:49:00 PST

Advantage

In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion creeps tonight. With Advantage the flees won't bite him. The lion feels alright!! (Advantage works, the flees are gone. Advantage works, the flees are gon...
Posted by AMANDAwins. on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 03:12:00 PST

Chester the pro wrestler.

Once there was a man named Chester. He was a famous pro wrestler. He had a lot of fame. But all wrestlers look the same. Chester wakes up every morning at eight. He watches TV shows that he hates. Th...
Posted by AMANDAwins. on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 03:57:00 PST