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About Me

*This is Ashlei K.B.*Jillie Bean by Nature*MiNiMiKe by Association*Niner Nation Juggernaut*Sophistocated and Single*Something of an Erudite*Media Enthusist* Entertainment Connoseuir*Musical Thespian*Anti-Drama Professional*Sensitivity at its Best*what is it about me that makes me hate everyone? my misanthropy has gotten the best of me. however, i like it. theres not too many people i care about in this world, but if you would like a list, here's a few names you should familiarize yourself with. i shall call them...THE CORE||||danielle. i'll kill someone over her/geneva. shes the sunshine to my rainy days/adrianna. shes my absolute other half and practically breathes at the same pace as me/chesea. shes's a bitch and we laugh at people together/tiffany. shes the truth, and we make good rhymes/krystle. my twin forever. niner or not/ megan. my roomie for life. as long as we're together, we'll clean the bathroom alongside each other and pass out from dro fumes/ brynn. she's a tard, but i like her when shes a good snowbunny/nina. my intellegent compadre. culo out/ addie. shes pretty fantastical, and we're way to nice to each other/nicole. shes the mother to a ball of spicyness and also the boo to my kitty. i love that slut.||||as for the boys...theyre too complicated to understand. but the ones that matter the most are on my friends list.anyone that feels appendages that should be made must contact THE ASHES._______When the Music Starts, You Can Know It's A Reflection of How I Feel. No Matter How Cheesy or Lame, Because In Reality I'm Pretty Cheesy and Lame Too._________LIFESAB*TCH i♥poooooooooooh

My Interests

Create your own friendquiz hereMusic and Media. "Get the point? Good, lets dance."-Janet.Wow, my interest is ruining your life to make mine look better. How's that sound? How do you like them apples? You dont do you?

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Music:

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Movies:

LADY SINGS THE BLUES AND WHAT'S LOVE GOT TO DO WITH IT ARE WONDERFUL SOURCES FOR A FLEDGLING ACTRESS, SUCH AS MUHSELF!

Television:

CNN Headline News is my jumpoff. Good Morning America, 20/20...I love that junk. The Boondocks, AquaTeen Hunger Force, South Park, Run's House, Oprah, Making The Band, Around the Horn, Anything on ESPN, MSNBC, Moesha (those were the days...), I thought I was the missing Cosby kid for sometime. I watch alot of T.V.

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Heroes:

My Mother, cuz it wouldve been alot easier to have an abortion. Lol. My gram because she coulda paid for the abortion. Angela Bassett because watching her lead to my success in the world of theatre arts. Diana Ross cuz I wish I could be that feminine, but its too late for all that. Janet because...she's Janet. Whatelse can you say about THAT woman? Brandy was the first girl I could look at on tv and identify with. I owe her too much for that. I never would've tried for anything had it not been for her inspiration. Really. Alot of other black women inspire me to get out and make a move, so I cant list them all. But believe that The NRN is on it's way...OH!!! AND MY LITTLE SISTER AZIA!!! She does math alot better than me, and she's only 11. She's also much taller than me. She keeps my dad in check, and calls him James like it's nothing. I love that kid!!!
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OK, SERIOUSLY. UGLY WUGLY IS NUTS...

this is a great story. i swear to GOD. take your time and read it all, cuz niggas wanna get stabbed. i go to my favorite class, DANCE. of course, my phone is on vibrate. I mean, I'M IN COLLEGE TH...
Posted by {AKB:}*AND THEY'RE STILL STALKIN ME!* on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 08:32:00 PST

"RUBBERBAND BANKS..."

"gloweeoweeoweeowwing." everything is going great for the girl. math is hard, but i feel that i can do it. all i need is a D, but ima shoot for that C. i can do it. i'm just really happy right now, ...
Posted by {AKB:}*AND THEY'RE STILL STALKIN ME!* on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 06:36:00 PST

WHATEVER THE FLUCK...

hi. had a doctors appointment that was HIGHLY anticipated. canceled. MISSED MATH ANYWAYS. but i read the book, cuz i was in the dark seriously. this week is gonna be weird like. i need a field trip. g...
Posted by {AKB:}*AND THEY'RE STILL STALKIN ME!* on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 08:30:00 PST

"WITH NO 9 TO 5, IT'S A BRAND NEW DAY..."

awww man. this weekend was good fun. practically 90 percent of it was with danielle. brynn. sergio. can you even SPELL fun? i loved it. joey being drunk, but "MY MIND IS WIDE OPEN...PEOPLE THINK JUST ...
Posted by {AKB:}*AND THEY'RE STILL STALKIN ME!* on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 07:34:00 PST

"IT'S ONLY CUZ YOURE FEELING ALONE..."

aaaaaah. nothing makes me feel better than to know that I AM OVER YOU! anyother time, i'd miss you right now. ugh...I DONT! ROFL. NIGGAAAAAAH! wow. you know that waiting to exhale thing? it be a-worki...
Posted by {AKB:}*AND THEY'RE STILL STALKIN ME!* on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 10:35:00 PST

I CAN SELL SLEET TO THE SNOW, YOU HO!

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh biatch! the name: ASHLEI talent: BEING TRILL how'd she do it? i'll tell you. I WROTE A LETTER TO MY MATH TEACHER SUCKING UP THRICE TIMES. I MEAN, I WAS KISSING UP SO HARD...
Posted by {AKB:}*AND THEY'RE STILL STALKIN ME!* on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 08:16:00 PST

"IT WAS WRONG TO DO. GUESS THATS WHY I WAS DRAWN TO YOU..."

"fleeting joy and fading ecstacy, here it goes again." aaaaah, i love this song. it takes me back to about two weeks ago. oh, so long ago. lol. "how am i ever gonna learn how to put my trust in you li...
Posted by {AKB:}*AND THEY'RE STILL STALKIN ME!* on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 06:36:00 PST

KANYE'S WORKOUT PLAN

oh yeah. i went to the gym TWO DAYS IN A ROW. i'll try and make it today. if not, its all good. i have a headache all of a sudden. buuuut, the freakin gym is the freakin truth. give it a shot. ...
Posted by {AKB:}*AND THEY'RE STILL STALKIN ME!* on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 11:43:00 PST

AND ANOTHER DAMN BLOW TO THE BODY...

family body that is... my freakin cousin died this morning. thats some old bullsheeet. maaaaaaan. thats some crap. it sucks because my family is at my house right now, and i'm here in charlotte. whoo...
Posted by {AKB:}*AND THEY'RE STILL STALKIN ME!* on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 06:59:00 PST

THE BEST NIGHT EVER EVER EVER...

meggy and i left yesterday after class. drove to unc. proceeded to have a blast. me, chelsea and danielle were stuck together the whole night. *funfunfun* eventually found geneva "batgirl" scales. mmm...
Posted by {AKB:}*AND THEY'RE STILL STALKIN ME!* on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 09:43:00 PST