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Ivan

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About Me

I can believe things that are true and i can believe things that aren't true and i can believe things where nobody knows if they're true or not. I can believe in Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny and Marilyn Monroe and the Beatles and Elvis and Mister Ed. I believe that people are perfectible, that knowledge is infinite, that the world is run by secret banking cartels and is visited by aliens on a regular basis, nice ones that look like wrinkledy lemurs and bad ones who want to mutilate our cattle and want our water and want our women. I believe that the future sucks and i believe that the future rocks and i believe that one day White Buffalo woman is going to come back and kick everyone's ass. I believe that all men are just overgrown boys with big problems communicating and that the decline in good sex in America is coincident with the decline in Drive-In Movie theatres from state to state. I believe that all politicians are unprincipled crooks and I still believe that they better than the alternative. I believe that California is going to sink into the sea when the big one comes, while Florida is going to dissolve into madness and alligators and toxic waste. I believe that antibacterial soap is destroying our resistance to dirt and disease so that one day we'll all be wiped out by the common cold like the Martians in 'War Of The Worlds' I believe that the greatest poets of the last century were Edith Sitwell and Don Marquis, that jade is dried dragon sperm, and that thousands of years ago I was a one-armed Siberian Shaman. I believe that Mankind's destiny lies in the stars. I believe that candy really did taste better when I was a kid, that its aerodynamically impossible for a bumblebee to fly, that light is both a wave and a particle, that there's a cat in a box somewhere who's alive and dead at the same time (although if they don't ever open the box to feed it it'll just be two different kinds of dead), and that there are stars in the universe billions of years older than the universe itself. I believe in a personal god who cares about me and worries and oversees everything I do. I believe in an impersonal god who set the universe in motion and went off to hang with her girlfriends and doesn't even know that I'm alive. I believe in an empty and godless universe of causal chaos, background noise and sheer blind luck. I believe that anyone who says that sex is overrated just hasn't done it properly. I believe that anyone who claims to know what's going on will lie about little things too. I believe in absolute honesty and sensible social lies. I believe in a woman's right to choose, a baby's right to live, that while all human life is sacred there's nothing wrong with the death penalty if you can trust the legal system implicitly, and that no-one but a moron would ever trust the legal system. I believe that life is a game, that life is a cruel joke and that life is what happens when you're alive so you might as well lie back and enjoy it.

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My Blog

sigh

just had another big argument with gf.. abt the pple in my icq.. she say she doesnt like the idea of girls in my icq.. but i'm not doing anything wrong! wish she'd trust me a little.. its almost 3 y...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Nov 2003 09:05:00 GMT

These boots are made for walking....

pretty good day at work.. not busy at all.. so not that tired.. but still got fucked up customers. hmm i wonder how many km i've walked just in sakae alone... wow.. my legs should be super fit! *chec...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Nov 2003 09:51:00 GMT

What a fucked up day.

Jeez. I'm so pissed. With myself, with my colleagues, with my friends, with just about everybody. Bad day at work, really damned busy and so tired. Stupid customers, complaining about everything, aski...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Nov 2003 10:59:00 GMT

Sigh

Well. Did a testimonial or two, downloaded some songs, played a few games, smoked a couple of fags, drank a bit of alco... another typical night for me. BEginning to get bored of it all. Got a msg fro...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Nov 2003 10:58:00 GMT

Im gonna eat some worms

Today wasn't so bad a day.. not that busy at work, had a few laughs. But supposed to go for bbq in the end cancelled.. disappointed.. at least i get to go home and play game. to day tok with gf...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Nov 2003 07:17:00 GMT