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Bill The Body

About Me



I've Got 103 Problems. Thats like... 4 more than Jay-Z.

R.I.P. Free Fm...
It was one hell of a ride for us...

I play in a 3-piece band (Myself, Mike O Brien, Booze) called F O BEEZY. Truly, the most important aspect of recording music is Facemelting Keyboard solos.

I been shot, stabbed, hit by a brick. I shot, stabbed and hit people with a brick. I was married, i got shot stabbed and hit by a brick by her. That was my first wife... second wife I shot her, stabbed and hit her with a brick.
Buy my crap! VHF brand clothing!

I'm quite possibly the most ass backwards talented person ever...

I was a video game prodigy at Nintendo as a kid, but I could only play with my controller upside-down (not a lie).

I wrote my first short story in First grade... but I couldnt tie my shoes until I was 11.

Some of You may know me from:

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

NOTHING BUT LEE'S!
Christopher Lee, Bruce Lee, Geddy Lee, Billy and Jimmy Lee (from Double Dragon), Brandon Lee, Lee-Roy Jenkins and Lee Harvey Oswald.
Also I'd like to meet girls with un-proportionally large boobs. Boobs are God damn awesome.

My Blog

SWORDSANDALE.COM

We Fight!
Posted by on Wed, 07 Jan 2009 22:19:00 GMT

Bill The Body’s Ultimate Epic Fantasy Football Team

Bill The Body's Ultimate Epic Fantasy Football Team"The Heights Town Heart-Attacks"QBack - MEGATRON. I trust only one man/machine to lead the massacre.Center - Sound Effects Guy From Police Academy. N...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Dec 2008 21:04:00 GMT

"Teenager collapses after 20 hour World Of Warcraft binge." Pssht... weakling.

http://videogames.yahoo.com/events/playback/playback-24/1269 537Im not denying the fact that W.O.W. is probly my worst addiction ever. I'll seriously quit alcohol and the English language before I give...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Nov 2008 10:44:00 GMT

Halloween Party Oct 31st

At the Park Plizace from 8:00ish-2:00ish. 5 dollar cover, so forget about feeding your kids.DJ Obrien has mental problems, that fucking guy is INSANE about Halloween. What guy buys a real coffin? Anyw...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Oct 2008 07:34:00 GMT

Voting (i swear this is the Tamest blog I’ll ever write)

Ok so after having every meatbag in South Jersey come into my bar and start a conversation that at this point I pretty much have on auto-pilot; Mccain and Obama. The election bla bla bla bla... i dont...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Oct 2008 05:20:00 GMT

10 Random Things I Hate For 08

1. Ok I'll admit, I did play the "My Pets" and "Triumph" Myspace-Apps when they first introduced the addons. But these Myspace Apps are way out of control now. STOP SENDING ME STUPID ASS APP INVITES! ...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Oct 2008 06:28:00 GMT

More advertising catashtophies... made by WOBOTS?

Exhibit ASo its not really a coincidence that the ads in your myspace home page (as in the page the user uses to edit their page) are randomly thrown in based on the key words in your myspace text. Fo...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Sep 2008 06:59:00 GMT

MOVIE REVIEW : CLONE WARS (2008)

So just when everyone thought the saga was over, guess again. So here's my review, seeing as tho I'm enough of a geek to take off of work to see it opening day lol.CLONE WARS of course as we know is d...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Aug 2008 03:00:00 GMT

The most convincing Advertisement ever?

Wow, how could anyone resist this. I mean, if theres anyone who can make me some extra money this month, it's totally a cracked out ex-child star with severe mental instability. Ya got me, who could p...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Aug 2008 17:28:00 GMT

New Job. Kickass.

So I finally got my bartending job at Rossiter's bar, Park Place in National Park. Fucking rock ass job, best Job I've ever had. With just the local drunkards im averaging 14-16 bucks an hour after al...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Jul 2008 23:28:00 GMT