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About Me

I am a strange and curiously artistic woman from the 1800's trapped in the body of an eighteen year old girl living in a bizarre modern world.
I'm a treasure hunter, a modern- day pirate - intent on finding a diamond in the rough and envisioning it's transformation. it's imagining the possibilities. I believe in subtle depth. I appear observant, sensitive, and reflective, meditating on the events swirling around me even as I act impulsively. when i was young i used to hide in closets. i still hide in libraries.
sometimes i feel like sleeping beauty waiting to wake up. i love the mystery of abandoned places and found objects, and the secret lives of insects, birds, and animals (especially pandas).
i like to invent haunted dream worlds, with mythical androgen creatures that stem from cracks and crevices in which a mysterious veiled figure in a feathered gown puts an end to all wars.
I am extremely intelligent, and quite eloquent when inclined. There are times when my mind runs so fast that I can't seem to keep up with it! But more important than that, I have an insatiable lust for knowledge. I am endlessly inquisitive. I'm always researching or investigating something, and constantly finding new things to look up.
Furthermore, I have an intense need to design and create. That makes for an obscene list of projects that always need finished.
I'm not as serious as I seem. I prefer to be goofy and have fun, and I like to make people laugh. Being silly boils down to having fun like kids do. Put me with a group of friends in public, and we are positively wild, making hilarious scenes for the sheer enjoyment of it.
I am very easy to talk to. Because of my vast range of interests, I can find common ground with almost anyone. I am a good listener, and will bend over backwards to help my loved ones. I am very loyal to and protective of those I care about, and I will not hesitate to destroy anyone who threatens me, my loved ones, or anything that we care about.
I am extremely affectionate. I have people who will verify that I am a "rabid snuggler". I love to touch, caress, cuddle, snuggle, stroke, lick, kiss, nibble, bite, nuzzle, give massages, and make out. I also love to receive any and all of the above.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

DO NOT bother contacting me if you're shallow, ignorant, narrow-minded, interested in me only for casual sex, a drug addict, a whigger, a poser, determined to convert me to your point of view and/or religion, or if you speak "Ebonics" ...unless you would like my help in ridding you of these traits. Frankly, I'm sick of attracting rabid horndogs and dirty old men whose primary concern is sticking their beef in my various orifices. If you can't talk to me like a human being, then leave me alone. I have no need for any more assholes in my life. Also, if your profile has basically no information in it, odds are I won't add you unless we have a common friend.

That said, I'm looking for people with similar interests, open minds, completely twisted sense of humor; people who are crazy, funky, fun-loving, intelligent, eccentric, wild, out-there, etc. I like meeting new people with new things to teach me, people who like to have fun and can carry on long conversations about nothing and everything. I like people with whom I can have an exchange of ideas and knowledge, or whose who would like to debate any conceivable topic with me. I definitely would like people of every gender, sexual orientation, heritage, profession, ideology, zodiac sign, religion, etc. to contact me.