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i ♣ seals

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

currently working as a UNIX admin in the upper penninsula of michigan. i'm 6'1", 200lbs, i have dark brown hair when my head is not shaved, brown eyes, untamed goatee, and a moustache, which exists simply because it's annoying to shave your upper lip. go ahead, try it... have fun. my right nipple is pierced, i have an industrial in my left ear, and a tattoo on my right upper arm. i'm fairly out-going, but living away from civilization for so long may have damaged me. i am a bit of a computer geek, but not to the point where it's antisocial, though i do like to talk about linux and such.

A|M: misterbananafish
msn: [email protected]

top ten artists:

last ten songs:

My Interests

linux, open source, unix, cbt, watching freighters, photography, s+m, listening to music, waiting for snow to go away, kingdom of loathing, tease and denial, perl, asking people how they would creatively castrate a guy, you know, normal things.

I'd like to meet:

someone who is intelligent, but not consumed by it... there's nothing attractive about arrogance... unless you're a dominatrix, which is just fine, 'in the bedroom.' ultimately, someone who uses linux, there's nothing more annoying than spending hours/days/years with someone when you have to simplify everything you want to talk about. someone with an open mind, and is also very open. physically, i like petite women with small-ish breasts. redheads, asians and jews seem to be a favorite of mine. but i think a redheaded-asian jew would frighten me. *shrug* i'm just being honest...

anyhow, i don't really wish to meet anyone else, any longer. i have met the girl i want to be with. unfortunately, she's neither asian, jewish, red headed (really), or small breasted. just goes to show how much i really care about the physical appearance... problem is, this girl is refusing to be wooed. ah well, try and try again, they say.

Music:

tori amos, skinny puppy, kmfdm, pig, sneaker pimps, zero 7, thievery corporation, they might be giants, lemon jelly, badly drawn boy, cake, the shins, the pixies, massive attack ... http://last.fm/user/cpbills/

Movies:

true romance, rosencrantz and guildenstern are dead, way of the gun, cruel intentions, wild things, pulp fiction, usual suspects, suicide kings, amelie, princess bride, american beauty, fight club, playing by heart, van wilder, memento. and more.

Television:

good eats, coupling, iron chef, monster garage, family guy, simpsons, kim possible, penn and teller's bullshit!, weeds, stargate sg1, american dad, real time with bill maher, my name is earl, mythbusters, iron chef america, corner gas, the red green show, history bites, veronica mars.

Books:

hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy, palahnuik, ring world, the stars my destination, inferno, bourne trilogy, vonnegut.

Heroes:

mussolini, hitler, stalin, lenin, bush. kidding... i don't have heroes...

My Blog

My apologies for the added music...

I caved in, and added a song to my profile. I'm not sure why, it's not as though anyone is going to listen to it in its entirety, and enjoy it... I figure I owe an apology to all my visitors (HAH! ...
Posted by i ♣ seals on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 05:48:00 PST