The End of the World |
I don't blog nearly as much as I used to, and that's mostly because I'm so stinking busy with work, both from my normal job, and from my other gig as a tackling dummy for a 6 and a 3-year-old.But this...
Posted by Matty the Terrible on Tue, 20 May 2008 09:13:00 PST |
The Horse and the Crazy Lady |
Occasionally, when you least expect it, crazy rears its sporadically-toothed head. Such was the case this past Sunday when I took my six year-old boy on a walk behind my parent’s house. With us...
Posted by Matty the Terrible on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 09:12:00 PST |
Discrimination Rears Its, Like, Totally Ugly Head |
It must be hard to be a cute girl. Because there's nothing so difficult in life as being stared at by testosterone addled men who cede control of their thought processes, and their money, to their ge...
Posted by Matty the Terrible on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 08:35:00 PST |
Looky looky |
I have to stop watching American Idol with my oh-so-hot wife. Even though at this early stage in the season is when it typically is the best - when the screeching, bug-eyed psychos come out and do th...
Posted by Matty the Terrible on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 08:45:00 PST |
Commercial Appeal |
So there I am, watching football, when a commercial comes on. It shows a regular guy resting on a blanket near a lake with a woman who's so far out of his league, one might think he's holding her dog ...
Posted by Matty the Terrible on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 08:24:00 PST |
Tit for Tats |
Being an art guy, I sympathize with most starving artists out in the real world, trying to scratch out a living from their true love. I count myself as one of the lucky few who gets paid to, amo...
Posted by Matty the Terrible on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 08:27:00 PST |
Am I Evil? |
I was enlisted to watch the four and five-year-olds at church a few Sundays ago, which is a normal activity for me and my OH-so-hot wife.There was one little boy in attendance named Ben, who wasn't on...
Posted by Matty the Terrible on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 04:24:00 PST |
Disgusting, I Know |
We had a new wing built onto our offices last March. Included in our new wing is a shiny new men's bathroom, complete with a sweet new shower so that, after meetings with unsavory agents, I can wash o...
Posted by Matty the Terrible on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 04:40:00 PST |
Nature: Out for Blood |
Few things strike terror in my heart like when Al Gore tells me that the earth is going to be so hot in a few years that even his one acre swimming pool may become uncomfortably warm.
Even more so, I ...
Posted by Matty the Terrible on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 09:00:00 PST |
The Beach |
I went on vacation just this past week with my OH-so-hot wife and my two boys to a beach town on the Florida panhandle called Panama City. It's right on the Gulf Coast, and is known for its white sand...
Posted by Matty the Terrible on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 04:52:00 PST |
