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twat crystal 3030

Rock Lobster

About Me

I'm a flatulent gangster from the hard streets of East Dallas. I like to do drive-by's where I drive really fast and yell east dallas yo! and then I go get a smoothie cause I'm hardcore like that.

My Interests

music, zombies, karl roves double chin

Music:

gang of four, fugazi,animal collective, new pornographers,a tribe called quest,aesop rock, arcade fire, architecture in helsinki,aphex twin,beach boys, beastie boys, beatles,beck, belle and sebastien,the beta band,beulah, big star, bill evans, black dice,black flag, bloc party,blonde redhead, blondie,blur, boards of canada,bob dylan, the books,brian eno,broken social scene, built to spill, buzzcocks, can, caribou/manitoba,chick corea, the clash, cocteau twins, constantines,the cure, curtis mayfield, daft punk, the damned, david bowie,the db's, de la soul,dead kennedy's, death from above 1979, deerhoof deltron, devendra banhart,dinosaur jr, dj shadow, the doors, dr octagon,dungen, edan, el-p, the feelies, fiery furnaces, flaming lips, freekout, funkadelic,guided by voices,godspeed you black emperor,husker du , iggy pop, interpol, coltrane cash, kinks, les savy fav, liz phair, lou reed, public enemy,sly and the family stone, velvet underground,MF Doom(and all of his incarnations madvillian etc...) mission of burma, my bloody valentine, sonic youth,slint, radiohead, television, the fall, talking heads, tortoise, wilco, wire,wu-tang clan and others

Movies:

dawn of the dead(original),lawrence of Arabia,fight club, chopper chicks in zombie town, 28 days later, a clockwork orange, dead alive,gladiator(even though russel crowe is a douche bag), lotr, high fidelity, goonies,k sandlot, hook, most things troma, and trashy zombie/ post apocalyptic, clueless

Television:

king of the hill, family guy

Books:

lotr, harry potter books, graphic novels( thats right graphic novels, not comic books, but the hipsters answer to comic books)history books, right now i'm on an African history kick