Getting My Country Back, But at What Cost? |
Yes, I voted. And yes I voted for Obama. How could anyone witness the clusterfuck of retardedness created by the current administration and NOT vote for the only viable alternative in a two party sy...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Nov 2008 01:55:00 GMT |
Updates and crap |
OK.so I had my last day at work, and of course they had to fuck with me one more time and tell me that my severance check will be delayed one week until the waiting period for the legal waiver against...
Posted by on Sun, 04 May 2008 21:05:00 GMT |
The Last Working Lunch |
I went out to lunch yesterday with my department, and it was right after I found out they shorted my check (AGAIN) so I was already pissed. Then the little fucker nephew of the VP starts talking about...
Posted by on Thu, 01 May 2008 16:54:00 GMT |
Canned Person |
"Due to budgetary constraints we have had to come to the conclusion to eliminate your position. It has nothing to do with you, of course, and you are welcome to apply for any position within the comp...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 15:09:00 GMT |
The Girl I met at an Indian Restaurant |
I'm a notary public. As a Notary, I'm allowed to charge $10 per signature that I notarize. But when a friend asks me to notarize something, I always feel weird about charging them $10 for stamping a...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 23:16:00 GMT |
More Conversations With Complete Morons |
Amanda wanted to meet up with me today to "feed me", as I am unable to do this myself. Amanda is under the impression that I eat nothing but raw meat and therefore I need to go over to her place to "...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 19:54:00 GMT |
Triumph of the Bill |
Today I worked my second job, and I am learning that I have some interesting colleagues.Today I worked with a man-boy named Bill. I had been standing at my table for about an hour when Bill came in h...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 22:12:00 GMT |
Finanshul Geenyus |
I got a second job.It involves selling dog food in pet stores. Not exactly glamorous, but it’s a few hours on the weekend and that was what I was looking for.Today a woman I worked with asked m...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 16:04:00 GMT |
I left my immune system in San Francisco |
I am so seriously sick right now from running around in the filth and cold last weekend. Aside from being with a friend I wanted to strangle the entire time and the harassment by homeless people it w...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 21:48:00 GMT |
I’m a lesbian and I don’t like renfaires |
(Sorry Ruby, I know you like these things but I'll give you a pass because you have ren-parents and therefore your affinity is a congenital defect and can't be held against you.)I've already been acco...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 22:51:00 GMT |
