H&R Steal Kills

There was a time, hundreds of years ago tommorrow, in the time of 2143, that 3 wise men united forces with their musical talents to form what would become an epic band amongst bands, and thus H&R Steal was birthed. Though Master Kottie was masterful while tearing up on his guitar and laying down of his throat, and young Micheal, with his lightning fingers of silver was laying down funky fresh bass lines at the drop of a dime, and Mountain Man Jeremiah Johnson, a force to be reckoned with on the drums and the facial hair abilities was eating a sandwich(a Subways Club to be exact), they suddenly realized they needed more if the band was to make women moist and melt the faces of children and old people alike. They called forth the dark magic of the Rock. They prayed to the Rock Gods, even offered up virgin sacrifices...well not virgins, because a virgin is a terrible thing to waste...But anyways, as I was saying...Suddenly the clouds in the heavens parted and down floated Master Eric, with an entrance that rivals the White Ranger. His melodic harmonies and voice of liquid honey brought a tear of joy to H&R Steal's eyes. It was then they added Master Eric to their band, thus ensuring a quite badass future of rocking out and kicking ass. You better believe this is a true story, for I was there. Since that time, I, Jordan Eternal, have joined ranks with these soldiers of Rock, making H&R Steal the most epic thing since Chubby Checker or the creation of Yoo-Hoos...