LaZyAsS_MoFo! - ProfilesArchive

About Me

hmmm where to start, where to start...well i was born here in Minneapolis MN 23 years ago...that explains why i am so diverse and openminded..im not ur typical vietnamese male..(not into that whole AzN scene) no i dont drive a supped up civic, accord or anything of that sort..lol..im very down to earth..always down to do whatever comes up...im all bout having FUN, i love being out in the nightlife! i love to party and have fun..very outgoing, sometimes aggressive (always going after whatever i want, life is too short to wait for things to come to u!) i used to play a lot of sports but now im more of lazyass...but every now and then im down to play any types of sports especially sports ( ie: football, basketball, golf, sloshball sloshbowling and all the other sports that start with slosh! things are a lot more fun when ur drunk!! ;P)my hobbies include; clubs/bars, girls, partying , sports, working out, gambling my paychecks away, motorcycles, chillen at home watching movies, chillen with my friends, eating and cooking...anything else u want to know about me dont be afraid to hit me up on my aim or message me here..my sn is LaZyAsS021..sn fits me soo well when!! hope to hear from u soon..take care and much love..:ViET:..

My Interests

Motorcycles, partying, drinking, socializing, sports and meeting new people!!

I'd like to meet:

my ideal mate is someone that catches my eye and my personality...someone that gives me a challenge! someone that is real! (i would rather have people hate me for who i am then love me for who im not!!! and so should YOU!!) i hate all those fake people out there trying to impress other people with their facades and materialistic objects...im a very simple person and it doesnt take a lot to please me...all i ask for is ur TIME, TRUST AND LOYALTY!! it helps if u can keep up with me doing anything and everything, which includes partying/drinking/having intellectual conversations/chillen watching a good flik/working out or just being down for anything that comes up!!! It doesnt hurt if u are HOT, SMART, AND ALL BOUT HAVING FUN!!! IF THESE CHARACTERISTICS DESCRIBES YOU, PLEASE SUBMIT UR RESUME WITHIN... =P

Music:

i like hiphop...like del the funky homosapien..atmosphere..ADM...jurassic 5...blackalicous...Digable Planets..the Roots(its not the same without Rhazel tho)..tribe called quest...DeLaSoul Atmosphere (straight from the slumbs of MN!) zion i and last but not least the GZA from the WU...i also like all kinds of oldies and slowjams! since im a lil club rat..cant forget all the club hits and anthems!! Basically i can get down with anything and everything..but i do prefer what i mentioned up above!

Movies:

DeNiro is a fuken pimp..any and all mafia movies..ie GODFATHER 1&2, GOODFELLAS, BRONXTAIL, CASINO, RESEVIOR DOGS, AND DONNIE BRASCO! the other types of movies i like are SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION, BRAVEHEART, LAST SAMURAI, THE ROCK, GONE IN 60SECONDS, USUAL SUSPECTS, AND OFFICE SPACE!

Television:

SiMPSoNS... WiLD ON and any show on ESPN

Books:

Maniac mcgee is dopeass book that i read in 5th grade...does maxim and fhm count?? anything with a lot of pictures..haha!! Next on my list is DaVinci Code!! anyone that has read that and would like to give me some feedback hit me up (but dont ruin it for me)!

My Blog

True Game right here!! Fellas u guys better take notes..lol

SEX IN FLORIDA A Florida couple, both well into their 70's, go to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?" The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"...
Posted by LaZyAsS_MoFo! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

best sexual skill...

sorry i was bored..!! What Is Your Best Sexual Skill? Name: Age: Sex: MaleFemaleSexuality: StraightGayBisexualFlirting Skill Level - 93_b>Kissing Skill Level - 20_b>Cudding Skill Level - 1_b>S...
Posted by LaZyAsS_MoFo! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

HOMER SIMPSON IS GOD!!! lol

Homer Humor on Beer, Food and TV The strong must protect the Sweet. Oh no! What have I done? I smashed open my little boy's piggy bank, and for what? A few measly cents, not even enough to buy o...
Posted by LaZyAsS_MoFo! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

some reasons why i dont have a job right now..lol

somethings u should never say while at work...39 is off the hook!! 1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit. 2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard...
Posted by LaZyAsS_MoFo! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Why Beer is Good For You!!!

As explained by Cliff Clavin, of Cheers. One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. Here's how it went: "Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A h...
Posted by LaZyAsS_MoFo! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

all women should read this!!

copied and reposted from kristines site Love Relationship Talk for You Tough times never last......... But tough people do!" -don juan. This is from a 20 year old man. Things to think...
Posted by LaZyAsS_MoFo! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Pretty funny but true...

30 Things Guys Should Know About Girls Written by a guy. After years of experience. 1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do. ...
Posted by LaZyAsS_MoFo! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The BootyCall Agreement!

copied and reposted: THE BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT This Booty Call Agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the _____ day of__________, 2004, by_______________...
Posted by LaZyAsS_MoFo! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST