mr. deral

Deral Kentaro Kohola Chenowith-Takushi was born from two parents, both below average-looking, into a previous family of one sister, two brothers, and eventually, a younger brother. He had two dogs, including one named Poky the little puppy. In his post-pubescent stages, Deral discovered his penis acted like a dowsing stick attracted to everything. He caressed Teddy Bears, male classmates, and even his Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle comforter. After checking himself in rehab, Deral learned to spray himself with a water squirt bottle to satiate his hormones. Deral found himself working in the exciting professional field as a burrito stuffer, chipndale dancer, envelope packer, bun handler, & award-winning lip-syncer. He later became bored with his career and moved to New York to be close to Target and Olive Garden. There, he met his life partner, which you will read about in the papers 20 years from now. He will be the one to blame for brutally murdering his 2 and a half children and Dr. Chenowith-Takushi’s Labrador. He was sentenced to deportation on a stranded island for life. Dr. Chenowith-Takushi died on May 8, 2028 after suffering a broken heart.

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