"As I bit into the nectarine, it had a crisp juiciness about it that was very pleasurable - until I realized it wasn't a nectarine at all, but A HUMAN HEAD!! ........"
"Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone's neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what IS that thing?!" - Jack Handy (DEEP THOUGHTS)
My Interests
The crows seemed to be calling his name, thought Caw.
I'd like to meet:
A serial rapist.
Music:
Alice Deejay " BETTER OFF ALONE" by far the best song in the world to do a pelvic thrust too
