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About Me

"Yeah...your boyfried, he has dreams about me." Im just like a celebrity cos' everyones obsessed with me. Tall, smart, pretty, thin... everything I do is in. I like to think of myself as the country boy who got a taste of the big city and decided it'd be better to stay a country boy. I've been a bartender for about 8 years now. I like to drink and party and have fun but I dont do any drugs... sorry. Marijuana is a gateway drug... haha it leads to sweat pants and cheetos and this fag dont roll like that. My life and my stories are amazing and getting to know me is a once in a lifetime opportunity. Your guarunteed to love me. If not I dont care. In case you havent guessed I'm gay. That's right a gay redneck. Pitchfork Princess. Brokeback since way back. If you dont like gay marriage, blaim striaght people, they are the ones who keep having gay babies. Before your allowed to go to a bar you have to go to youtube.com and watch "the bartender hates you #s 1-12". COCKTAIL TIME. EVER HAD A DIRTY OCEAN? 3/4 OZ OF THE FOLLOWING, BACARDI, MIDORI, BLUE CURACAO AND MALIBU IN A TALL GLASS OVER ICE. TOP WITH EQUAL PARTS OF SOUR, PINEAPPLE JUICE AND 7 UP. LOVE IT!

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Everyone...there are always more friends and people to make fun of and hate out there...which one will you be? Girls... there's enough of me to go around but understand the role of my fag had has already been filled. Bitchy girls...I'd be careful, I know where your boyfriend was last night and ... I'm the one who taught him that thing you like so stay the fuck out of my way. IF YOU LOVE ME AT ALL YOU WILL WATCH THE WHOLE VIDEO BELOW!

My Blog

JUST FOR COCKTAIL TIME!!!!!

So my last blog was a little bitter and I know that. I was informed. So I've got a new lease on life. The other day I found myself checking out all of my exes profiles on the space and I was like... "...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Jan 2010 11:32:00 GMT

The rule of 3

So it is official. I got confronted by a bar owner over what I said. I will no longer tell yall what to think. Make the mistake of goin there yourselves. Im done with it. NOBODY CARES. Kick ass hal pa...
Posted by on Sat, 31 Oct 2009 02:00:00 GMT

Levi, Tim and a big hot mess.

So Myles and I decided to go to a local haunted attraction last night... fun. I bout shit my panties but it was good. So as we waited in the two hour line...... I see the cops dragging... literally dr...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Oct 2009 17:35:00 GMT

Now tell us how you really feel

Howdy yall. It's time once again. So It's official. Twin Falls here I come. I recently learned that I can name names as long as I dont use the full name. So here we go. I have made alot of really good...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Oct 2009 13:33:00 GMT

Love It

It's amazing. Ok so lets just get it out of the way. 2 months ago I got drunk and slept with some drunk chick who goes to byu idaho on a dare... I got 2 things out of it. A hundered bucks and a kid. S...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Jul 2009 01:25:00 GMT

bitch please

So I know its been a while. I broke up with whoever... I am now fresh and single... so much has gone down. Well for one thing... I make my own decisions now. I've gotten back to my redneck roots. Im j...
Posted by on Tue, 19 May 2009 01:33:00 GMT

Your a grand ol' Fag

Well it's snowing here in the booming Idaho Falls metropolis and it's making me want to hug a retard. So much for spring. Why do we spend so much time talking about the weather, why should we even car...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Mar 2009 12:28:00 GMT

Another black eye

Shit. I have been avoiding the bar scene for a couple of weeks because... well just because. Last night I went out figuring I'd be safe on a tuesday... Guess who was wrong? Me. So one thing lead to an...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Feb 2009 12:04:00 GMT

Guess whos leaving through the window...

Wow, it has been an interesting couple of weeks. Let me start off with last Saturday night. After weeks of being depressed and poor I finally picked myself up, doused some cold vodka on my face and he...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Jan 2009 11:55:00 GMT

BEERPONG TUESDAYS AT THE 840!!!

So that time has come again and boy have we got alot to go over. First things first, Mitch and I's birthdays went off without a hitch. Thank you everyone who made all of that possible. Merry Christmas...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Dec 2008 20:53:00 GMT