Percy

I's got my own fucking TV show cept it's called after my dumb boy Kevin. Kevin Spencer show my ass. Should be called Percy Spencer. I'm way cooler.I've had seventeen strokes. That ain't why I don't work though. Workings for assholes.Me I'm a unemployed, alcoholic with a dirty fat amateur porn making wife and a broken-head kid what's violent as all get out and mostly hammered on cough syrup. He fucking steals my smokes too. A-hole. I shoulda pulled out.So anyway if'n you'ze wanna be my friend go ahead. If you don't go fist yourself.