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brian mcsweeney

This man loves canary yellow.
Posted by on Fri, 12 Jun 2009 04:36:00 GMT

mark hamill

is the greatest ever. just try and find anyone better. i dare you
Posted by on Sun, 15 Feb 2009 15:34:00 GMT

Dr. Pepper

My car now has approximately 23 distinct smells. 1. Fish2. Fart3. Gasoline4. Taco5. Pizza6. BO7. Worse BO8. Quesadilla9. Chips10. Hallogen11. Raptor12. Snow13. Supermodel14. Smoke15. Chipotle16. Even ...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Dec 2008 12:03:00 GMT

rounding out the edges of a frigid facade

i am the lead singer of a nice, new band called audrey.
Posted by on Thu, 11 Dec 2008 02:06:00 GMT

i dont know why my car smells like a fish-fart

mounted brackets for guitars to hangbought accross the universe at blockbuster for $5, baked a pizza, chocolate chip cookies, ate both while watching said movie with root beer and/or cream soda in fro...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Sep 2008 06:30:00 GMT

arachnid

i'm sorry i never finished the lyrics. i just left it at "it's hurting you more than us." what a great and horrible way to end. i guess i'm just an insensitive jerk who thought he had you all figured ...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Sep 2008 06:04:00 GMT

the code

SHOWBREAD: ANOREXIA (6):This album is dedicated to the listener. The Lamb loves you as you were, are, and will be. He longs to be with you. THE JOURNEY13,1,20,20,8,5,23 (16:26) M A  T&n...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 04:56:00 GMT

pale and kinda goofy

i was working at the pie company the other day. one of our regular customers came into the store and purchased some pie. as she was leaving she asked, "do you know what I love so much about this place...
Posted by on Sun, 18 May 2008 01:15:00 GMT

hedgehog

From "The Once and Future King," Book One: "The Sword in the Stone" by T.H. White ******************************************************   "Prepare to meet thy doom!"  "Measter Brock," implo...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 05:01:00 GMT

Code Name Raven

Maybe you'll see me on the evening newsMaybe you'll see me with a bag over my headIf that's the case, then I've met my doomIf that's the case, then my comrades are deadAnd I don't hate my enemyI hate ...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 06:41:00 GMT