Nation's Unemployment Outlook Improves Drastically After Fifth Beer |
Nation's Unemployment Outlook Improves Drastically After Fifth BeerAugust 28, 2009WASHINGTONDespite ongoing economic woes and a jobless rate that has been approaching 10 percent, U.S. unemployment pr...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Aug 2009 05:31:00 GMT |
Nation About Due For Big Cult Suicide |
Nation About Due For Big Cult SuicideJuly 6, 2009 WASHINGTON--Citing a general feeling that it has been a while since one last occurred, the FBI warned Monday that the nation should prepare for the po...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Jul 2009 02:20:00 GMT |
Nike Introduces New Intercourse Shoe |
Nike Introduces New Intercourse ShoeMay 15, 2009BEAVERTON, OR--In yet another first for the world's premier athletic footwear manufacturer, Nike announced Tuesday the nationwide launch of the Air Forn...
Posted by on Sun, 17 May 2009 23:05:00 GMT |
Come On, Lighten Up, I'm Just Being A Total Asshole |
Come On, Lighten Up, I'm Just Being A Total AssholeBy Jeffrey Studges March 26, 2009 Talk about not having a sense of humor. These days you can't even sit down, rudely interrupt someone's conversatio...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Mar 2009 01:50:00 GMT |
Woman Upset At Herself For Feeling Hungry |
Woman Upset At Herself For Feeling HungryMarch 9, 2009MODESTO, CA--Telling friends that she "just ate a huge thing of yogurt four hours ago," local woman Vanessa Stroud chided herself Tuesday for feel...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Mar 2009 00:23:00 GMT |
If Someone Tried To Burn My Village, I'd Be Like, 'Fuck You' |
If Someone Tried To Burn My Village, I'd Be Like, 'Fuck You'By Chris Feyen February 26, 2009 I was reading some story the other day about this African guy whose village was burned to the ground, and i...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Mar 2009 00:22:00 GMT |
K-Y Introduces New Line Of Jam |
K-Y Introduces New Line Of JamFebruary 12, 2009NEW BRUNSWICK, NJ--Johnson & Johnson, manufacturer of the nation's most popular personal lubricant, K-Y Jelly, held a press conference Monday to unveil i...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Feb 2009 02:13:00 GMT |
Man Somehow Getting Worse At Sex |
Valentine's Day 2009Man Somehow Getting Worse At SexFebruary 9, 2009 Graney, above, has suffered no injuries or illnesses that might account for his shortfall.ATLANTA--Despite having more than a decad...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Feb 2009 02:17:00 GMT |
Asian Teen Has Sweaty Middle-Aged-Man Fetish |
Asian Teen Has Sweaty Middle-Aged-Man FetishJanuary 30, 2009AOMORI, JAPAN--At first glance, 17-year-old Misaki Nakajima seems like any other shy and submissive Japanese schoolgirl. She loves shopping,...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Feb 2009 23:21:00 GMT |
I Will Do Whatever It Takes To Restore Your Faith In My Excuses |
I Will Do Whatever It Takes To Restore Your Faith In My ExcusesBy Curtis Manion January 14, 2009 I stand before you a humbled man. I know I've made a real mess of things lately, but if you just give ...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Jan 2009 01:37:00 GMT |
