Jake

Name: Sir Jacob Andrew Bailey Esq. of Greater Yorkshire
Birthdate: 4/6/1979
Birthplace: Ft. Collins, CO
Current Location: Ft. Collins, CO
Eye Color: Mystic Pearl
Hair Color: Golden Brown
Height: 4'20"
Weight: Not quite a metric ton
Piercings: No longer applicable
Tatoos: Daisy on my left ankle and a dolphin swimming out of my butt crack
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Just Hos
Overused Phraze: This truly is the single greatest moment in recorded history!
FAVORITES
Food: Beer
Candy: Beer
Number: 20
Color: Beer color
Animal: Bear (closest spelling to beer)
Drink: Beer
Alcohol Drink: Beer
Bagel: Beer
Letter: B and E (twice) and R
Body Part on Opposite sex: Gastrocnemius
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Beer
McDonalds or BurgerKing: McBeer
Strawberry or Watermelon: I don't like fruity beer
Hot tea or Ice tea: Cold beer
Chocolate or Vanilla chocolate stouts
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: chocolate stouts
Kiss or Hug: Keg
Dog or Cat: A trained dog that can get a beer out of the fridge.
Rap or Punk: What ever is in a beer commercial
Summer or Winter: Both produce fine seasonal beer releases from many breweries
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Strange Brew
Love or Money: I love beer and I need money for beer. I am impartial
YOUR...
Bedtime: When ever I pass out from beer
Most Missed Memory: All the things I can't remember because of too much beer.
Best phyiscal feature: Beer Belly
First Thought Waking Up: Where is my beer?
Goal for this year: Drink more than 365 beers
Best Friends: Beer
Weakness: Beer
Fears: No more beer (I could barely type that...)
Heritage: Beer makers (I wish)
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: Uh... Have you been reading this thing?
Pot: I have to use the pot a lot after beer
Ever been Drunk: Uh... Have you been reading this thing?
Ever been beaten up: Just by beer
Ever beaten someone up: Only in my mind. And it was ugly. Lots of blood shed. I wish I had won...
Ever Shoplifted: Never
Ever Skinny Dipped: Only in the bath tub... I was still nervous and uncomfortable
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: Yes. And kissing someones ass doesn't always turn out as good as they make you think
Been Dumped Lately: To be dumped, one must be involved...
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Beery
Favorite Hair Color: Amber
Short or Long: Beer
Height: However tall you need to be to hold 12 oz.
Style: I like Dry Malt Extract
Looks or Personality: Beer
Hot or Cute Beer
Drugs and Alcohol: Alcohol is A-Okay
Muscular or Really Skinny: Toned
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: None, for I am great
What country do you want to Visit: The United States of America
How do you want to Die: Darwin Awards baby
Been to the Mall Lately: I was tricked. Strip malls are not what their name implies.
Do you like Thunderstorms: I wish I was one
Get along with your Parents: Eh....
Health Freak: Beer...
Do you think your Attractive: The more beer you have, the more attractive I get!
Believe in Yourself: After beer, yes... Before beer, hardly.
Want to go to College: I think I did that... I'll get back to you on that
Do you Smoke: Only Cubans
Do you Drink: Beer
Shower Daily: If by daily, you mean two times a week, than yes I shower daily
Been in Love: Yes, but then I woke up
Do you Sing: I consider all vocal interaction a form of singing.
Want to get Married: To who?
Do you want Children: at least 14
Have your future kids names planned out: In the lead right now are Maximilious and Deathcon7
Hate anyone: I am a lover, not a hater
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