bill

Some people call me charming, smart and handsom. I call those people, my parents. I camp when I can, write when I can. I try to burn through a roll of film a week. I read a lot. I travel a lot for work. (The movie biz) I have some great friends and family. I like to see myself as a twisted optimist. Whenever I'm stuck at the airport. I try to imagine being a member of the Donner party. I mean, I may be inconvenienced but a least I won't have to eat my kin to get across the country. Although, last Christmas, when the airline lost my luggage, I did begin to wonder what my father would taste like on a buchetta. I take care of myself. Ii want to live longer than all of my friends. that way I'm sure to get in the last word. and that is twisted optimism.