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About Me

I'm a odd, laid back, athletic, tattooed, death metal rocket scientist. I will be arriving in Seattle on 12/8/2006. Who wants to show me around?
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Name: Mike/Cycomiko/Big Mike/Maximus
Birthday: 03/07/1979
Birthplace: Port Arthur, Texas
Current Location: Seattle, WA
Eye Color: brown/green
Hair Color: brown/shaved
Height: 6'0"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Texan/English
The Shoes You Wore Today: black pumas
Your Weakness: women
Your Fears: stagnation
Your Perfect Pizza: sausage and black olives
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get outta bama
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Fuck That
Thoughts First Waking Up: Fuck This
Your Best Physical Feature: soccer player legs
Your Bedtime: when i fall asleep/pass out
Your Most Missed Memory: how can you miss a memory?
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
McDonalds or Burger King: whataburger
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither
Do you Swear: like i'm gonna win a prize
Do you Sing: no
Do you Shower Daily: i try to
Have you Been in Love: a couple of times
Do you want to go to College: already have a BS. i plan to return for an MS
Do you want to get Married: depends on the girl
Do you belive in yourself: who else will?
Do you get Motion Sickness: sometimes
Do you think you are Attractive: not for me to decide
Do you get along with your Parents: very well
Do you like Thunderstorms: sure
Do you play an Instrument: guitar kinda
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: almost every day
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: kinda
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: hell no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: don't have much of a sweet tooth
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: not a fan
In the past month have you been on Stage: briefings at work
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: hearts
Ever been Drunk: of course
Ever been called a Tease: i follow through
Ever been Beaten up: sure
Ever Shoplifted: sure
How do you want to Die: will my woman/women on top of me
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: an adult
What country would you most like to Visit: Brazil, Italy, Spain
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: black
Short or Long Hair: either
Height: tall
Weight: proportionate
Best Clothing Style: whatever looks good. i like tattoos
Number of CDs I own: hundreds
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: 3 large tats (full calf wrap)
Number of things in my Past I Regret: nothing
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My Interests

Fast Music, Fast Cars, and Fast Women

I'd like to meet:

Tall, tattooed women. People that are not religious. If you listen to Toby Keith and think Larry the Cable Guy is funny, go somewhere else.

Music:

Dead Horse
Bloodbath
Vehemence
Fleshcrawl
Beyond the Embrace
Neuraxis
Dark Funeral
Naglfar
The Black Dahlia Murder
Cannibal Corpse
Kalmah
Ihsahn
Cattle Decapitation
Soilent Green
Cephalic Carnage
John Coltrane
Miles Davis
Dave Brubeck
Stan Getz
Charlie Parker
Junior Brown
Muddy Waters
Junior Wells
B.B. King
Albert King
SRV
get the idea? Metal, Jazz, and Blues (oh yeah, classical too)

listen to my girl ANNA on knac.com

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Movies:

The Big Lebowski, House of 1000 Corpses, The Exorcist, all horror movies.

You are Regan, from "The Exorcist." You
freak.

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Television:

Lots of cartoons.

Books:

1984, Rama

Heroes:

Alber Einstein, Robert Goddard, and every scientist, engineer, astronaut, and freethinker that came before me.

My Blog

Newton's Random Quote of the Week

this one is actually an entire list from the person that should be the first woman president Ann Richards on How to Be a Good Republican: 1. You have to believe that the nation's current 8-year pros...
Posted by The Great Deceiver on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 05:59:00 PST

Newton's Random Quote of the Week

"Beer will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no beer." -No idea but i like it...
Posted by The Great Deceiver on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 12:24:00 PST

Newton's Random Quote of the Week

can't get enough Futurama Hermes-Droid: He'll be as strong and flexible as Gumby and Hercules combined! Zoidberg-Droid: Gumbercules? I love that guy!
Posted by The Great Deceiver on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 08:25:00 PST

Newton's Random Quote of the Week

The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails. -William Arthur Ward
Posted by The Great Deceiver on Wed, 31 May 2006 05:49:00 PST

Newton's Random Quote of the Week (for miss anna)

Anna, we'll have the greatest setup of all time (3 incomes!) People who love only once in their lives are. . . shallow people. What they call their loyalty, and their fidelity, I call either th...
Posted by The Great Deceiver on Fri, 26 May 2006 09:44:00 PST

Newton's Random Quote of the Week

i got busy and forgot last week so here's two. one for this week and one for last. "I don't believe in an afterlife, so I don't have to spend my whole life fearing hell, or fearing heaven even m...
Posted by The Great Deceiver on Tue, 16 May 2006 06:29:00 PST

Newton's Random Quote of the Week

"A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it." -Oscar Wilde
Posted by The Great Deceiver on Fri, 05 May 2006 06:06:00 PST

Newton's Random Quote of the Week

The good die young - because they see it's no use living if you've got to be good -John Barrymore
Posted by The Great Deceiver on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 01:17:00 PST

Newton's Random Quote of the Week

"Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction." -Blaise Pascal
Posted by The Great Deceiver on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 07:50:00 PST

Newton's Random Quote of the Week

"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" - Benjamin Franklin "I never submitted the whole system of my opinions to the creed of any par...
Posted by The Great Deceiver on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 11:41:00 PST